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Posted at 6:12 am on Dec 23, 2006 by: KIZMÄT (CWE DP)

CWE represent'n

Kizmat walks to the announcers table... scaring the b-jesus out of JR... Kizmat whips his head down at JR and snarls...

KIZMÄT: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

.... JR skee-dattles out of the way and Kizmat clobers his fist out of a pack of noob fans as he sits down on JR's former chair....

::While watching Arkem getting owned... and Creed comes in for the kill with a cane in hand::
KIZMÄT: KNOCK HIS ELVAAAN TWINKLE TOES ASS OFF!!! NATRRRAXXXX!!!! That's right there why the CWE just rules supreme Tazz!

Tazz: Woaah.. I gotta say Kizmat that you got yourself there an excellent fighter... but Arkem is ECF.. and ECF is TOO EXTREME FOR jOO!!

::Kizmat gets up, pissed!! he slams his fist on the table causing the monitors to fling and fly up into the fans!!! Kizmat points at a nervous Tazz! while drueling blood all over himself!

KIZMÄT: I WAS EXTREME BEFORE THE HUMAN RACE WAS EVER EXISTENT... YOU WANT TO SEE SOME DEMI-GOD ASSKICK'N?!

Meanwhile....

Other messages in this thread:

-CW Presents- - CreatureWrestling: CW - 11:40:15 PM on 12/03/2006

CW X-Treme Punishment 2006 - CreatureWrestling - 11:44:49 PM on 12/03/2006

Opening Segment: ECF DP Kevin McKain - CreatureWrestling - 11:52:04 PM on 12/03/2006

Surprise time!!! - Kevin McKain - 1:44:30 AM on 12/04/2006

Damn right dere's gonna be some surprises! - ????? - 2:05:00 AM on 12/04/2006

Derek Steel vs The Creeper - CreatureWrestling - 11:51:24 PM on 12/03/2006

What Kind of Monster_? - ???? - 6:09:23 AM on 12/20/2006

The Monster Mash? - The Creeper (U†M) - 9:21:09 PM on 12/20/2006

The Test of Strength and Endurance____ /// - The Evangelion_ - 12:04:20 AM on 12/21/2006

Creeper...hate...robots... - The Creeper (U†M) - 9:48:15 PM on 12/23/2006

101110111010001011101000011111 - The Evangelion_ - 11:09:14 PM on 12/30/2006

Intercontinental Championship (Open Challenge) - Pimp(c) vs ??? - CreatureWrestling - 11:49:48 PM on 12/03/2006

Defending the gold against...?¿ - []D[][]V[][]D (IC Champ) - 2:30:18 PM on 12/07/2006

..... The Lord of Fucking Blood!!! - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 12:35:58 AM on 12/10/2006

retaliation... - []D[][]V[][]D (IC Champ) - 11:35:39 PM on 12/21/2006

The DP Challenge - CreatureWrestling - 11:48:56 PM on 12/03/2006

Paging Mr. Arkem. Mr. Arkem to the ring please. - Kevin McKain {=ECF-DP=} - 4:48:22 PM on 12/14/2006

Making his appearence - Arkem - 11:55:32 PM on 12/18/2006

KIZMAT!!!! - Kevin McKain {-ECF=DP-} - 12:03:22 AM on 12/19/2006

You rang? - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 2:52:03 AM on 12/20/2006

ringadingding - Arkem - 11:52:01 PM on 12/20/2006

HOLD THE PHONE! - Kevin McKain - 4:11:49 AM on 12/22/2006

No, BUT YOU CAN HOLD YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!@ - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 8:48:22 PM on 12/22/2006

Thw CWE is very lucky to be graced by.... - ??? - 11:02:20 PM on 12/22/2006

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Lucky my elven ass - Arkem - 12:32:55 AM on 12/23/2006

Insolent piece of.... - Creed - 4:45:49 AM on 12/23/2006

CWE represent'n - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 6:12:37 AM on 12/23/2006

CWE going down - Arkem - 7:30:31 PM on 12/23/2006

Im surprised that hurt, because YOU HAVE NO BALLS! - Creed - 2:45:45 AM on 12/24/2006

I have bigger balls than you and a bigger dick to. lol - Arkem - 3:57:54 PM on 12/24/2006

I Plead Insanity - Kevin McKain - 2:23:31 AM on 01/07/2007

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Special Segment: Richard Arcane - CreatureWrestling - 11:48:06 PM on 12/03/2006

A night to never forget! - Richard Arcane (CW Chairman) - 11:14:45 PM on 12/08/2006

Indeed it is. - ???? - 11:48:31 PM on 12/08/2006

You're gonna die! - King Gojinn - 3:37:33 AM on 12/09/2006

To Death's Door - Alexander Arcane - 2:10:40 AM on 12/10/2006

*up through the ring* - RuKKuS (U†M) - 3:19:59 PM on 12/10/2006

You been a sinner Gojinn! Tisk tisk!!! Santa Clause ain't gunna like that - DARKSPADE (U†M, CWE Heavyweight Champion) - 10:24:28 PM on 12/10/2006

Dieing a cold...slow...death.... - King Gojinn - 4:08:47 AM on 12/12/2006

Champ helping champ... - []D[][]V[][]D(Dx/IcChamp) - 2:16:19 AM on 12/14/2006

Retaliation at a smaller level... - King Gojinn - 12:33:07 AM on 12/18/2006

.... I guess the kingdom of Eternal Damnation will haver to wait for you Gojinn... - DARKSPADE - 5:48:20 AM on 12/20/2006

Another visitor...... - ???? - 2:35:49 AM on 12/31/2006

CW UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - CreatureWrestling - 11:46:11 PM on 12/03/2006

All Hail.... The King of Kings... - King Gojinn - 11:47:24 PM on 12/03/2006

...King Creeper - The Creeper (U†M) - 12:57:47 AM on 12/10/2006

this match needs a little CHAOS - chaos - 4:08:52 AM on 12/15/2006

This match...needs to start. Allow me. - King Gojinn {-CW Undisputed Champion-} - 12:14:24 AM on 12/18/2006

pain in the ass.....and the head - Chaos - 3:44:33 AM on 12/18/2006

Creeper anger....rising...RISING - The Creeper (U†M) - 8:49:27 PM on 12/18/2006

its time for the bargin bacement - Chaos - 12:03:52 AM on 12/19/2006

How about this for a bargain? I win...and you lose? And then you can keep yourlife. - King Gojinn - 1:45:35 AM on 12/22/2006

Or, we could dance a merry jig... o' wait that will never happen either - Chaos - 4:43:08 AM on 12/22/2006

You can't "lock" The creeper - The Creeper (U†M) - 3:49:54 AM on 12/23/2006

indeed but gojinn im not so sure - Chaos - 10:45:40 PM on 12/23/2006

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