Posted at 2:05 am on Dec 4, 2006 by:
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Damn right dere's gonna be some surprises!
Fear….
That’s what the pulses that strike in the arena bring.
Once the beep mixes in, the fans stand and begin roaring, as they recognize the theme song to the ECF commentator. None other than the infamous Tazz walks out onto the stage and stands dead center for the moment, dressed in his usual fine suit, arms crossed, as an orange light descended down upon him, illuminating him in the darkness for the world to see.
He lifts his head, and removes his sunglasses. He walks down to the ring slowly, the walk telling the fans he’s back and at 100% to kick ass. His eyes glare at the ring, and do not once move until he looks to the stairs, and climbs them, before climbing into the ring. McKain backs up, slightly worried now that the decision to announce his return was poor.
Finally, Tazz takes hold of a mic, and turns to Kevin.
Tazz: Last week, that no good son of a bitch Soul Reaver blatantly assaulted me with that goon squad he calls a Ministry! That bitch Hells Angel says to me a second before they knock me out that I’m gonna be “just another victim”. Well boys- I’m here tonight, where are you?! That’s right!! You’re not in the buildin’ ‘cause you knew I’d be here kickin’ your ass if you showed up!!! There’s a reason I’m called Tazz, and it’s because I’m a crazy son of a bitch!! You ever step up to me like that again, and I WILL MAKE YOU TAP OUT!!! I WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP!!! I WANT YOU SOUL REAVER!! ONE ON ONE I WANT YOU IN A DAMNED MATCH!!
McKain: Damn right! When he gets back I want the same thing, but tonight Tazz- I wanna welcome you back as the commentator for ECF with Michael Cole. Your partner is waiting at the announce table as we speak.
Tazz: McKain, just because you’re my boss doesn’t mean anything. I’m extreme through and through, and if YOU cross me, I’ll make sure I live up to my theme and make YOU “just another victim”.
Tazz dropped the mic, as his theme blasted through again, and he hopped from the ring to the outside. He walked up to the announce table and sat down, shaking hands with Cole, before getting ready to call the night with him.
