Posted at 3:22 pm on May 12, 2007 by:
The Eagle
No- but maybe you shouldn't worry about me flying, and worry about me kicking your evil ass.
“A challenge for sure…”
He didn’t even take a breath, as his words escaped his lips, and he leapt at her, placing one foot on her waist line, and pushed in, toppling her backwards, but as she fell back, he grabbed her head, and pulled it in, and he swung his knee, crushing her temple!!! Charon drops, as the Eagle lands at her feet, crouched. He immediately grabs her legs, and flips over, senton splashing her with his body as well as pulling her legs up over her, going for a pinfall inside the cage! The referee goes to count it, but Charon shoves the Eagle off with ease. Slightly stunned from the headshot, she rolls away, grasping her skull. Eagle is on his feet, and as she begins to stand, he runs in, dropkicking her left knee out from under her! She drops onto both knees, and the Eagle rolls away to his feet, rushes past her, hits the ropes, and dropkicks her right in the chest!!!
Down she goes, and the Eagle leaps at the cage, grabbing on and climbing for dear sweet life!! He’s on the top rope, and grabs the cage, using the elastic band to catapult himself up!!! He grabs at the top of the cage now! He starts climbing, grasping over the top, trying to get a grip, when he sees Charon stirring angrily to her feet! She reaches up and grabs his foot, as he begins shaking it violently at her! Trying to get free doesn’t help, as she begins climbing the turnbuckle one handed, keeping a tight grip on the Eagle’s foot!!
Up on the top rope now, and the Eagle is barely higher!!! He knows he isn’t gonna get away, and leaps off the cageUSING HIS OTHER FOOT TO ATTEMPT AN ENZUGUIRI!! CHARON LEANS AWAY, AND CATCHES THE LEG AS IT FLIES BY!!! HOLDING HIS LEGS UNDER HER ARMS, THE EAGLE CAN DO NOTHING NOW, AS HIS BODY SWINGS DOWN, AND HE CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! CHARON USES THE BOUNCE MOMENTUM TO SWING THE SMALL MAN UP, AND AS HE REACHES A LEVL HORIZONTAL TO THE MAT, SHE HOPS FROM THE TOP ROPE, PLANTING HIM FACE FIRST ON THE MAT VICIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!
J.R: OHMYGAWD!! NOOO!!!
King: AHHHH!! THE PUPPIES!!!!
J.R: WHAT?! She’s not hurt nearly as bad as…oh forget it!! MY GAWD!!!