MOVE ASIDES I AM THE WORLDS GREATEST WASHED UP SUPERSTAR
Suddenly, the lights dimmed.... we expected Brand-X or Gunther... but alls of a suddens a Russian dude with a pink colored woman come out... they are dressed ridiculous outfits....
JR: Uh....who are these idoits
Zlad: I comes out here to show you who is the GREATEST IN DA WORLD! I AM EVER GREATER THAN GITHER AND BRANDY PUTS COMBINE! YESH!!! HIT IT MY LOVE CRUICIFER..... AND EXPERIENCE THE DARKNESSS LIKE NEVER BEFORE AFTER!!!!