Posted at 4:18 pm on May 25, 2008 by:
Ding Dong Productions
OH WHAT A SUMMAR HOLIDAY...........AWWHHHH
Alls of a sudden... yeah........... the lights fell! THE FANS SCREAMMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! THEY CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDDDD!!! EVEN KING AND JR STOOD UP AS THE ONE...... THE ONLY.... THE SEXY...... THE IRRESTIABLE..... THE EUROPEAN SEX GOD.......
GUNTHER ARRIVES ON SCENE!!!!!!
EVERYBODY IN THE ARENA (kept Mortis and Kali): WWWWWW000000000000000000000000000000000TTTT FUCKING GUNTHER!!!!!!!!1 WE LOVE YOUR TRA LA LA...... YOUR DING DING DONG!!!
Gunther was dressed in a pink and tight leather outfit.... lead towards the ring by a giggling Shaniqua...... Gunther was on his thrown and being carried by the rest of his sunshine gurls!!!! He was singing as he was being taken towards the ring... it was unfuckingbelievable how incrediable the energy was in the arena.... Gunther stood up as they reached the ring.... and blew a kiss to everybodies..... we already forgot about Mortis and his lil slut, Kali, and the fact that this was even a wrestling match!!!! ALL OF OUR ATTENSION WAS RIGHT ON GUNTHER!
Despite Mortis' and Kali's protests.... Gunther was smack right in the center of that ring....dancing with his sunshine gurls and singing every fooking song he has ever mades!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMM AWHHHH!!!!
Gunther: THANK YOU... I LOVE YOU ALLS..... OH HELLS... WHAT'S THAT? ENCORE!! ENCORE!!!! OH YOU MADE MY DING DONG THROB.....
[Gunther goes to sing all of his songs again for the 5th time in a row]
