Brandon grinned from ear to ear as the dildo flew around the players heads. The others looked on, puzzled, wondering what the hell was going on.

Just then the lights faded and the music began.

The dildo flew up in to the roof of the arena, as it went it seemed to grow in size, longer and longer it got until… boom!! the dildo exploded showering a fountain of fireworks down on the wrestlers in the ring below.


Down the ramp towards the ring Daneel Olivaw ran, hardly pausing as he leaped over the top rope and into the centre of the ring almost landing on top of a startled looking Gunther who was trying to wipe bits of burnt, dildo shaped pieces of plastic from his jump suit.

“Hey Gunty” Daneel exclaimed, slapping Gunther so hard on his back it sent him flying across the ring. “stop dicking around and let’s get this party started!!”

Daneel spotted Brandon in the corner of the ring beaming from ear to ear like a Cheshire Cat. “Partner!!” he exclaimed high fiving the hairy one as he said this “Ready to kick ass?”

Daneel couldn’t stop bouncing around the ring as if he had taken way too many e numbers before he came in but at the same time he had a huge grin on his face, “this must be one of the most exciting things I have ever done” he thought to himself, and instantly several thousand users in his chat room saw his thought and smiled to themselves.

“This is going to be a good night” flashed up in the chatroom, several hundred times!!