Posted at 1:06 am on Jun 15, 2011 by:
Gunther (The One and Most Certainly... EUROPEAN SEX GOD!)
I am a PRETTY BOY!
Justin Roberts: And.... introducing, the self-proclaimed European SEX God.... he is none other than..... GUNTHER and his Sunshine Gurls!
Suddenly, the lights faded..... and from the top of the rampway Gunther exited out from the backstage along with his luscious Sunshine gurls including Shanquia doing the "splits!" Gunther's new single played across the airways which made all of the fans stand up and dance!!! A close up of Gunther's red awaiting red lips....
Dancing to the beat- Gunther bopped his head back and forth doing the ding dong and everyone else also did the ding dong hell even kids watching were doing the ding dong! EVERYBODY WAS DOING THE DING DONG!! Gunther then thrusts his first up close to his chest and then the camera tilted slightly on it's side while a disco light drops down from the ceiling and then sparkled everywhere!
After 10 minutes passed of listening Gunther calling himself a pretty boy- the camera then pans to Jim Ross slapping himself waiting for Gunther to stop signing and to get back to the action.....
Jim Ross: Um. I thought this was a wrestling match, not a concert!
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: What's wrong with you JR! This is Gunther's new single!!! WOOT do the ding dong JR! I know you wanna!!
Jim Ross: *sigh*
The music was finally cut but Gunther kept dancing on the stage and completely forgot about the match!!!
