Slightly annoyed... Alexander points the crimsonlightgun at Brandon Xavier A'court instead... However, Brandon only smiled and tilted his head to the left allowing his 4-story long hair to wobble back and forth.
Brandon: Bloody hell you're going to open the gates. Do you realize what you will do??
Alexander Arcane: I am certainly the last person who you'll ever meet to fall for your shenanigans. Opening this portal is the only solution and you know that! It isn't just about my brother... it is about the survival of life on this planet... and quite frankly you creatures do not belong here.....
Shaking his head- Brandon whips his broken cane taped with duct tape out and twirls it in-front of Alexander... Brandon: You know what this used too be mate????
Alexander is perplexed Alexander Arcane: um..... the Staff of Mortis? but it's broken.....
[Jumps up into the air like a leap frog] Brandon: THAT'S RIGHT!!.... THIS USED TO BE ALL POWERFUL! but it's a piece of gar-bage... and you'll be too if you open those gates mate!
Alex scratched his head with his free hand Alexander Arcane: Enough of this silliness.... I.... [looks over to where the mullet was at and notices it has disappeared!] WHERE'S THE MULLET?
Both Brandon and Alex turns around and then see Gunther taking off his spare wig and places his original wig on top of his shinny bald head..... Alexander shoots a warning shot up into the air which promptly makes Gunther turn around puckering his red and blistering when hot moist lips.....
Gunther: Ohhhhhhh My tra la la......
*Alex and Brandon tilt their heads and then suddenly, out of nowhere, a swarm of Sunshine Bois and Gurls come out doing the pussy cat......*
Gunther: MMMM!!!! Come taste my milk!! Mmm taste my milk!! AWH!
Gunther: When the sun goes down... I am NAKED AND HOT... my body is CRAVING hunger..... awwwwhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
**As the Sunshine Gurls and Bois dance and do the ding dong around Brandon and Alex... Gunther slips away with the mullet on his head!!!**
