Posted at 5:47 am on Jan 13, 2013 by:
CreatureWrestling
Who's the most SEXY!?
~ Gangnam District in South Korea ~
Psy exits from the backstage after performing his world famous Gangnam dance rap... he grabs a towel with his face implanted in it and a Hi-C juice pack from the refrigerator... after promptly dancing sideways into his locker room... he finds Yoo Jae-Seok still wearing his ultra tight and yellow suit dancing along with the pelvis-thrusting man from the music video.... Psy throws his Hi-C drink to the way-side and then immediately rides the two out of his locker room but then bumps into Rihanna's face.....
Psy: What this be you here Rihanna? No rude boy to get you up?
Rihanna: You know Psy I don't need a MAN to get my lady parts excited... I use electric vibrators. No no... I am here to tell you that some European dude with a really BAD hair is here to challenge you to a dance off... and mannnnn he has some BLISTERING red lips!
Psy exits out back onto the stage and comes face-to-face with Gunther and his swarm of sunshine gurls.....
Psy: You no dance good!!! I am PSY!!!
Gunther slowly takes off his sunglasses and puckers his red and sexy lips... we see that he has his original mullet promptly snuggled on his shinny bald head which looked like a BIG furry black cat had died on his head
Gunther: Mmmmm!!! ...... YOU Touched my Tra la la.... That senorita is my Ding Ding Dong... I am heres to challenge you as the all-time-sexiest man on youtubiverse! Think you're SEXY enough awh!?