Suddenly. The lights dimmed and a voice is heard.....
"Mmmm I am so FUCKING hot..... Awh!"



Alexander looks perplexed as he turns his head off to the side and watches as a sea of Sunshine gurls and bois exit the stand in a treasure trove!! With the lights replaced by a bright hot pink light and a disco light shimmering it's light all over the place..... with out further wait....




"I am NOT Justin Bieber...... BITCH!!!"





Micheal Cole: O.o Wait WHAT?











"Mmmm I am so FUCKING hot..... Awh!"





Gunther exited the stage in ALL of his glory!! He had on new makeup making himself look more sensual (or just plain retarded) than usual... Gunther seriously thought he was so fucking hot that a bucket of water up high fell down but turned into steam as he did the ding dong dance!!!!








"I am NOT Justin Bieber...... BITCH!!!"




Micheal Cole: REALLY? He actually made a song about being HOTTER than Justin Bieber.




After doing the ding dong for several minutes and puckering his lips at the camera while lipe syncing... Gunther thrusts his right hand up close to his scrawny chest and his mullet wig almost fell off to the side but he adjusts it and then continues to pucker his blistering when HOT lips..... we forget what this was all about... was this the entertainment for tonight's show or does Gunther actually have business with Alex??


FINALLY. Gunther made his way down the isle while his sunshine gurls and bois hop skip and a jump toward the ring to create human steps for Gunther by joining together and being the sex slaves that they are- giving up their backs for Gunther to step on and walk into the ring.... Again, Alex was perplexed and confused by this all.... Gunther just puckered his lips and stared blankly at the camera while doing his infamous ding dong......











"Awh senorita.... I am SO FUCKING HOT"



The cameras switched from one side of the ring to the other as Gunther did his ding dong dance for several minutes and then a gang of Sunshine gurls and bois comes in and they too were doing the ding dong... even the fans were now doing the ding dong and King was tapping his pencil on the top of his desk about to do the ding dong but Micheal Cole looked at him....






Micheal Cole: SERIOUSLY?




Jerry, "The King" Lawler: Heyyyy it's kinda catching... mmm you're like a real man... it takes a real man... c'mon Micheal let's do the ding dong together! ~.^



















FINALLY. SUDDENLY!!! Alexander intervene by signalling the end of the music and once that happened you can hear Gunther muttering jibberish and he was off base to the lyrics and sounded like a gerbil stuck up someone's... ANYWAY Alexander speaks up to Gunther





Alexander Arcane: What is this ALL about Gunther!?!




Gunther slowly took off his rayband sunglasses and slowly turned to the side to see Alexander face-to-face. With his red blistering lips pulsating to the nasties he must have kissed prior to coming out...... out the stage! Gunther allows himself to speak to Alexander....





Gunther: Mmmm senorita... you're here where's my pina colada ? AWH I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING SEXY TONIGHT AWHHHHH!!!!



Micheal just does the facepalm!




Alexander Arcane: Gesh. Get out of the ring Gunther if you don't have anything else to say.....






Gunther smiles and then gives Alex a wink
Gunther: Awhh... Mr. Sexy... oh I DO! I see you have yourself there a SEXY HOT new title belt... I want it around my slick and SEXY waist.... Crown me as YOUR Absolute Champion and I'll make it your worthwhile!!!!


Alexander backs off and then was about to speak....