The camera pans everso slowly at Gunther- first starting near his budging HARD as a rock "G" spot belt buckle.... and then upward more and more, passed his flabby, like a black man's natty hairy head-- until finally, like coming to the climax before an ERUPTION..... Gunther's red blistering LIPS! AWWWWHHHH
"I am......YOUR PUSSY."
Alexander and Deadblood: Whaaaa???
"PUSSY..... PUSSY CAT!!!!!"
Without hesitation..... the lights dimmed and new music started playing. Gunther took his right hand and then dug DEEP inside of his buttonless shirt- and then SQQQQQQQQQUEEZE EXTRA HARD ON HIS ILLUSTRIOUS AWAITING RED HOT NIPPLE ON HIS RIGHT TITTY..... Instantly everybody was disturbed as Gunther LASHED out his tongue and flicked the bare tip of his hairy nipple... a side of leftover cheese flicked off and landed on Deadblood's leg.... and then all of a sudden as everybody was distracted.... Gunther takes the mic in his other, free, hand and says......
Gunther: Mmmm baby baby baby.... I ACCEPT MEOW!!!!
This all happened SO FAST and SO DISTRUBINGLY.... Gunther's "tactic" worked and all of a suddens... Gunther snaps at Deadblood with a HUGE Sex God uppercut which surprised everyone seeing Deadblood dropping to his knee!! Gunther flicked his mullet and ricocheted against the ropes to then BUTT chop Deadblood now down to the mat!!! Gunther did a few ding dongs and then laid across Deadblood while jabbing his head with his knuckles!!!
Gunther: Love me love me LOVE ME MEOW!!!! AWH I am so FUCKING HOT!
Alex slid out of the ring and stood by ringside when this was all happening... and then orders the referee to signal for the bell and to enter into the ring to gain control over officiating for this "unique" match combination....
Micheal Cole: I can't believe I am about to say this... but Gunther has control! I just... I just cannot believe it if we end up calling him the Absolute Undisputed Champion of this entire sport!
Jim Ross: Oh Micheal! Just admit it... Gunther is too FUCKING HOT!!!
Well.... Gunther "had" control... until he stops pounding down on Deadblood's head... and then has he urge to... dance!!! Gunther gets up and then rubs himself all over doing the ding dong for several minutes and then flicking his mullet to the right and then to the left of his shoulder.... Gunther then goes over to one of the cameras and looks straight into the lens- with red blistering eyes from the night before- and makes a fishy face infront of the camera as if he was looking himself in the mirror... Gunther then decides to smack his ass with his right hand and then said....
