Posted at 4:18 am on Dec 17, 2013 by:
Alexander Arcane
CHRIST ENOUGH ALREADY
Alexander was seething mad!!! For one- the announcement was ruined by a monkey face mullet-- and now a Creature Wrestler emerged to add more distractions to the mix. This was ALL about THE Title of Titles... and the 14th Year Anniversary of the Greatest and only of it's kind: CreatureWrestling!.... and in the name of Gunther, "BITCHES" at the end of that line!
But that mattered not to the two in the ring... and as Gunther was feeling himself all over... and Deadblood eyeing Alexander intently- The Promoter of Creature Wrestling takes the mic and gets some things straight!
Alexander Arcane: You two have no RIGHT to stand in the very ring where not only I stand but where the definite title of champions reside.. [get's up in the faces of both Gunther and Deadblood] WHAT MAKES YOU TWO THINK YOU ARE CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL!! Do you realize what you seek before you? Legends and the absolute best that there ever was in this sport such as Darkhag, Dalkiel, Red Spyder, Raven, Cerberus, Kefka, Darkspade, Overkill, Charon of Death and even the most diabolical evil that set foot in a creature of the ring: Lord Mortismere have lead up to the creation of this very single title!!! This is the Absolute Creature Wrestling Championship! And as far as I am concerned... you two are unfit to be here! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING!
Gunther all the while was flipping his mullet and licking his moustache while singing tutti fruti summer love; but Deadblood's eyes did not once leave the mark on Alexander Arcane.... not one single blink.
Alexander Arcane: [stands up to Deadblood] You got something to say? Do you realize who stands before you.... I've taken down bigger assholes than you, even in my sleep!
