Posted at 8:54 pm on Dec 20, 2013 by:
Deadblood
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Deadblood was both disgusted and stunned after receiving the nipple cheese and then the beat down from Gunther. He had to hand it to Gunther: he'd managed to deceive Deadblood . . . with that little routine. And he couldn't believe it as he lay on the mat, watching Gunther dance around and ignore the fact that he was in a match for the most prestigious title to ever exist in the sport.
As Gunther continued to do the ding dong dance, the crowd and King joining in, he remained oblivious as Deadblood climbed to his feet, standing behind Gunther, staring at him, briefly wondering if it could really be as easy as this to win the Absolute Undisputed Championship. He could see Alexander still standing outside of the ring, he, Deadblood, the referee, Cole, and the mysterious, hidden woman in the crowd the only ones in the arena not doing the ding dong at that point.
Removing his sheath, katana still inside, Deadblood laid it in one corner of the ring and then moved up behind Gunther, who had the crowd into the ding dong as much as he was and therefore he received no kind of warning that Deadblood was behind him, nor did he know that the crossface chickenwing he was then locked into was coming!!! Gunther tried to squirm and thrash his way out of the hold, but it was too late and Deadblood was able to fully lock in the hold, dragging Gunther down onto the mat!!!!!
Cole: "I think Gunther's got no choice here but to tap! Deadblood's got that hold locked in firmly!"
King: "Leave it to Deadblood to ruin the fun everyone was having doing the ding dong!"
Everyone else thought Gunther was about to tap out too, including Alexander, but then Gunther managed to do something unexpected!! Thrashing his head back, he managed to flop his filthy mullet right into Deadblood's face!!!!!!!! This caused Deadblood to immediately release the hold, struggling to his feet and stumbling around the ring as he rubbed at his eyes, trying to clear them of god-only-knows what the mullet left in them!!!!!!
Cole: "Deadblood's lucky that only his eyes are exposed with his mask!"
Gunther got to his feet, readjusting his mullet before saying, "Awh senorita . . . I am so fucking hot!"
Gunther then made a rush at Deadblood again, hoping to again get the advantage, but this time, Deadblood was ready for him and managed to catch him with a spinebuster, planting Gunther down firmly on the mat!!! Seeing an opening for himself, he quickly climbed the turnbuckle, the crowd cheering for him again, knowing what was coming. Looking down at Gunther from the top rope, Deadblood then jumped, hitting Gunther with his finisher, a shooting star press!!!!!!!!!!
Managing to hook Gunther's leg afterward, the crowd watched in anticipation as the ref dropped to the mat for the count. It seemed unlikely that Gunther would be able to kick out, but then again, no one had expected him to find a way out of the submission either . . .