Posted at 4:32 am on Mar 17, 2015 by:
Alexander R Arcane II
(TF: CWMAD) Why Monopoly Rules ALL.
After the 15th Year Anniversary PPV and on CW is MAD.
At a CW MAD event... we are bewildered as the Monopoly theme overtakes the entire arena.... Then... from the top of the ramp and standing there, majestically, was... The mastermind behind the greatest sports organization, hands down, on the face of planet Earth.
..... Alexander Arcane was sporting only the finest in custom European dress suits and with a black bow-tie to top it all off.... after the incredible ending at the 15th Year Anniversary of this sport.... Alexander has every REASON to be overjoyed- and filthy rich.
Once The Promoter enters the ring - he is then greeted with the announcer and obtains the mic.... the hundred of thousands in attendance produced mixed ovations but Alexander Arcane's smile just grew bigger and bigger!!!
Alexander Arcane: I could stand here and preach the facts to everyone in attendance and watching on CW Network at home for the one-trillionth time- that, WE are, The Undisputed Leader of this Sport. But we never had too ever talk. WE ACT. And on the 15th Year Anniversary of this amazing sport - WE delivered. Or. rather. More specifically.... HE delivered.
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There are champions and there are legends.... but what this single MORTAL man has proven time and time again is that NO MORTAL OR CREATURE OF THE NIGHT STANDS NO CHANCE IN HELL!! Muwhhhaaaaaaa..... Kizmat.... Gojinn... they are all nothing but VICTIMS... mere kindling for HIS FIRES. On behalf of the entire CW Organization.... I proudly introduce to all of you... The Absolute AND Mortal Wrestling Undisputed Champion.
Mmmmmmmmm You touched my Tra lala. - Queen Gunjinn {-VERY Soon, To Be Champion...again...and again... seriously this time... TRUST ME!-} - 3:57:37 AM on 03/24/2015
After the 15th Year Anniversary PPV and on CW is MAD.
