CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 10:10 pm on May 30, 2015 by: Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)

But I thought you loved it too???

Red wasn't sure this was an improvement at all. Seer stood right in front of him, looking up, grinning as drool mixed with chunks of nom noms oozed down his filthy beard. Neither one noticed as some of the nom noms drool landed on top of Red's right boot. He would never know thanks to the blood and other bodily fluids already caked up on them.

"Seer... no... just step back!" At that moment, as much as he would love to be the one to murder Seer, it seemed that it would be better to have him alive, to distract the crazy, tentacle-ridden bitch if nothing else. Continuing his pleading, his negotiating with this demented, old man, Red said, "Where's your pet? Go find him and get him in here!"

"Oh my baby nom noms is resting now!" Seer cackled as he pressed a hand over the bulge in Red's pants, over the monster beef. "Your nom noms seem ready to go though! HOLD ME, DADDY!"

Red's eyes widened with a terror he never knew before, quickly side-stepping as Seer jumped up, hoping to land in Red's arms!!! As Seer crashed to the floor instead, Red scooped up his ax from the floor. He planned to finish dealing with the human octopus, but her body was no longer where she landed after Seer knocked her over.

Putting away his ax, Red instead removed his chainsaw from its sheath on his back. He would make sushi out of those tentacles and then they could resume gathering sacrifices for the Dark Queen. Before he could get the chainsaw started, he heard a loud crash behind him. Spinning around, he saw that Angel had knocked over a knife block and now had the sharp knives of various sizes clenched by their handles with her tentacles!!!!!

Before Red could react with the chainsaw or just by getting the hell out of the way, Angel threw the knives all at once, most of them catching Red in his chest and face, the few that missed stabbing into wall behind him!!!!!!!!!!

"EW CLUNT!" Red shouted, or tried to anyway, with blood pouring out of his mouth and other numerous wounds as he fell to his knees, one of the knives stuck in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was at this moment that Lusūs came looking for his mommy. Seeing Angel, her back to him, he proceeded to pounce on top of her, flattening her to the floor!!! This gave Red the opportunity to start tearing the knives from his flesh...