CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 4:31 am on Aug 28, 2016 by: Staphanie McMahon (CWE Brand Director) (Womens Champion)

You make me squirt crabs like NO ONE ELSE!

Distracted by Chane's desperate sucking at her stiff nipples, Staphanie temporarily forgot all about out-performing ECF. Instead, she became focused on performing with Chane, pulling her top down further to make his feeding easier, exposing her jiggly stomach and sides to the unprepared world.

"Oh, Chane!" Staph moaned, her sour milk shooting into his mouth like a geyser. "OH, CHANE! Keep sucking, Daddy! SUCK ME DRY!"

Behind them, Shi Dorsujun Ku was dominating Red Spyder, cracking his head open on the turnbuckle post as the result of a Heaven's Uproar. He pinned Red again, yet Chane was still sucking away on his sister's udders as more slimy crabs leaked from her crusty vagina.

"HEY, DDDDDDDDDUMMIES!" Shokuo shouted, approaching the incestuous scene. "HEY, PAY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH, STUPIDDDDDDDDD! COUNT YOU NASTY, STUPIDDDDDDDDD AMERICAN!"

Now gargling some of Staph's milk, Chane showed no sign of returning to perform his duties as referee. Shi climbed off of Red to join Shokuo, who continued to yell. Shi started to reach for both Chane and Staphanie to separate them when a drop of her milk landed on his hand, burning his skin with its acidity. Yelling in Japanese as Shokuo continued in English, they almost forgot all about the Guardian of Wickedness.

Red rose to his feet and wiped away the blood seeping out from under his black hair. Shaking his head at the sucking and yelling occurring on the other side of the ring, he charged right at the other four. Shoving into Shi, he caused Chane and Staph, still attached by his mouth and her nipples, along with Shokuo to tumble over the top rope to the outside. With them out of the way, Red grabbed Shi from behind before he could turn around and planted him into the mat with a pumphandle drop, also going for a pin attempt, as pointless as it was.