Red had Shi pinned for an obvious 3 count, if not more-- the Guardian of Wickedness rose himself off of Shi and applied a sleeper hold around his opponent's neck after realizing the obvious. While on the outside, Chane was practically surgically attached to his sister's nips still suckling for some fine premium milkshakes which can bring ALL the boys to her crab shack. However instead of any boys- Shokuo rolled over on top of Staph's crotch and smelt an aroma of dead fish eggs smothered in rotten eel sauce.

Red Spyder is irritated in the ring and knows that he has Shi won... Red even released the sleeper and decides to take matters into his own hands and skid out of the ring to pry Chane's mouth off of his warm pacifier and SHOVED the acting ref into the ring to finish this!!!

Chane looked like he was drunk on his sister's milk and slowly goes for the pin as Red Spyder went over and hooked Shi Dorsujun Ku's right leg.....

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KICK OUT!!!

Barely at the last moment did Shi kick out causing the Guardian of Wickedness to punch the canvas floor leaving behind an indent..... but before Red could follow up-- Staphanie's crabs lifted her up from the ground and helped her into the ring where she immediately pulled a mic out of her puppies.......

Not only was Red confused but so was Shi and the entire CW MegaVerse.....