Red Spyder was the first to react to the news, laughing so hard he had to lean against the turnbuckle to keep himself upright. Everyone in the ring looked at him, including his Dual Core partner, Shi Dorsujun Ku.
"This is perfect." Red said when he finally stopped laughing.
"Seriously, thank you, Alex. Thank you for ensuring that I'll never again have to deal with worst tag team I've ever been a part of!"
"YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU, STUPIDDDDDDDDD AMERICAN?" Shokuo asked, pointing a crooked finger at Red.
"YOU'RE A DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLLLLLLLLLE!"
"Good luck, Chane," Red continued, ignoring Shokuo and looking at the brother and sister brand directors.
"Staphanie disgusts me, but I'd rather deal with her and her crabs than those two jerk offs!"
Chucking his mic at Staph, who caught it between her globdrillionaire puppies, the Guardian of Wickedness started to exit the ring when...
