CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 6:19 pm on Sep 3, 2016 by: Alexander R Arcane II

....... Stop!! Just STOP!

And then suddenly, everyone is interrupted by an unexpected and rare appearance by......

The iconic Promoter of CreatureWrestling emerges from the backstage... he just shook his head and looked to have formed a massive migraine as he placed his palm to his face. Alexander did not waste his time to walk to the ring but rather he revealed his platinum CW Microphone to address everyone watching on in anticipation....

Alexander Arcane: This has gotten way out of hand, to say the least. I am stopping this failure of a match. Since you two baboons are wasting valuable air time switching to outrageous match stipulations..... I am taking it upon myself to announce the first series of brand picks which you idiots ending up failing at doing tonight..... picks which will certainly put a damper to your flop of a match going on in that right now. For the CWE brand, Miss Staphanie McMahon.......

Staphanie glazed over her shoulder at Alexander....

"YES... YES THAT'S ME!! ALEX I CAN EXPLAIN... THIS MATCH WAS GOING SO WELL UNTIL MY BROTHER, WHOM I LOVE WITH ALLLLLL OF MY PUSSY JUICES, CHAN...."

Alexander Arcane: ..... STOP!! just..... STOP. I have two MegaStars under each of your brands here tonight for a total of 4 Megastars..... For CWE, please welcome.... 1/2 of the Dual Core Champions.... Red Spyder!!!! [a hush came across the entire building... also causing Staph to poop out more crabs]... And for the ECF, please welcome Shi Dorsujun Ku!

Once Alexander proclaimed the first two brand picks..... not only were Staph and Chane in initial shock but so certainly were Red Spyder and his dual core partner, now assigned to a different brand, Shi!!!

Alexander Arcane: Oh it gets better..... Deadblood and Sheri.... you two have been inseparable- not anymore- Deadblood your with Chane and Sheri..... your Director is the current Women's champion.... Staphanie McMahon!!! GOOD LUCK TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU!

The bombshell that was just dropped after the first series of brand announcements sent an aftershock of confusion and excitement for some.... What implications will come of this!!!