Posted at 2:39 pm on May 15, 2011 by:
HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN (Cw INFILTRANT Chaumpions)
YEAH I TELL YOU WUT!
And with that, the NFO theme plays all across the arena!!! Hollywood Hoogan exits the backstage and across his waist was the stol..err..newly won CW Infiltrate Championship.... as Hollywood was walking down that aisle he caught eye of a fat woman in heat at his appearance. Sidetracking down the aisle and OVER THE BARRICADE... Hollywood smiles drunkenly at the woman, who we now see is Bebra stuffing herself with hotdogs and 5 buckets of KFC chicken. Hoogan went to lay the smackdownith on her candy and gravey lips but instead.... HE STEALS HER KFC CHICKEN BUCKETS AND LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE BUT HIS HIP WHICH HAD BEEN REPLACED A DOZEN TIMES WITH DUCT TAPE- GIVES AWAY AND HE LIMPS TO THE RING WHILE STUFFING HIS FACE WITH THE COLONELS CHICKEN!! "Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH" screamed Hoogan as he bit into that fine tasty nom noms!!! - and underneath the apron and into the ring. The fans are booing Hoogan on as he stands there favoring his back and hoping like a deranged bunny on steroids in the center of the ring. Hoogan stops looks at the camera and decides it was the best time to strip-- so he does!!!
Hoogan tried to tear his beer stained t-shirt off but his 2inch pythons weren't enough so he pulled out small scissors and made a cut down the center. Hoogan smiled at the camera thinking he's tough and then he tried to tear the rest of the shirt off but a single strand of string was left in between the cut and he ended up causing his back to fall out and we are left watching Hoogan fall down to the mat in a fetus position twirling in a circle in agonizing pain and agony.....
<~~~~~~~~~ Jim Ross' expression.