Posted at 3:30 pm on Apr 16, 2008 by:
Günther (CW Chairman)
OOoohhh..... OLA OLA.... SUN-DING DONG DONG SONG
This ridiculous match then begins as Gunther's music plays off of the stereo systems. Gunther makes his grand appearance as he is seated down in a heart-shapped trolly and is pulled by a row of Sunshine gurls and Shaniqua... but everybody has a hunch that Shaniqua was the gurth pulling most of the weight..
Gunther stands up from the heart-shapped ride and BLOWS a kiss to alls of his fans! Gunther eyes the choclate gelato pool and puckers his wet slippery lips. Shaniqua was MORE THAN HAPPEH to get into the chocolate gelato..... she was of course wearing the TIGHTEST g-string one can get from a 99cents store... but then the refs had to rush into the gelato and unsuccessfully tug her away from the chocolate BECAUSE SHE WAS EATING IT!!!!
Gunther was too busy puckering her lips and flicking his mullet to notice... and his sunshine gurls where doing all the work singing and rubbing up against his tight bod.... Gunther completely forgot this was a match and pulled a mic from his black leather shorts.
Sunshine Gurls: Viva La Summer Holiday, Let's Have A Suntrip Together
Viva La Summer Far Away And Let The Sun Shine Forever
Sunshine Gurls: Na Na Na
Gunther: Hola Hola Suntrip
Sunshine Gurls: Na Na Na
Gunther: It Is A Hot Day Put On My Flip Flop! Go To Playa De Sol, My Feelings Tip Topped.... Give Me Some Lotion To Get Emotion.......Seniorita Sex On The Beach!
Sunshine Gurls: You Make Me So Hot, I Wanna See What You Got.... The Night Make Us Burning N' Burning... Kissing In The Sand, Is This One Night Stand? I Want You More And More
Gunther: Hola Hola, Rata Rata Ra
Sunshine Gurls: Viva La Summer Holiday, Let's Have A Suntrip Together
Viva La Summer Far Away And Let The Sun Shine Forever!!!
Gunther: Hola Hola... Suntrip
Gunther: Hola Hola................ Sunstrip
Gunther: I Do A Striptease And A Fiesta, A Banana Split
No No Ciesta..... We Go To Shower, It's Happy Hour.....Mama Mia, Give Me A Sangria!
Sunshine Gurls: You Make Me So Hot, I Wanna See What You Got
The Night Make Us Burning N' Burning... Kissing In The Sand, Is This One Night Stand? I Want You More And More
::The sunshine gurls then ease Gunther into the chocolate gelato and rub up and against his bod::
Sunshine Gurls: Viva La Summer Holiday, Let's Have A Suntrip Together
Viva La Summer Far Away And Let The Sun Shine Forever!!
Shaniqua: Oh Gunther babyeh, You Make Me Do All Those Crazy Things
I Never Do At Home... exept putting my dung in a cup and slurping it up with a tini winni straw!