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Posted at 4:18 am on Apr 6, 2015 by: "Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner

HUH?!?!?!?!?

"Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner stumbled out onto the stage, though he didn't get far when a cameraman called out to him.

Cameraman: "Hey Botch, your ass!"

"HUH???"

Cameraman: "You've got a syringe stuck in your ass!

Botch stumbled around more, trying to see the steroid needle, before reaching back and yanking it out, dropping it to the stage.

"SHUT UP, YOU STOOBIT REDNECK!"

At that, Botch shoved the poor cameraman right off the edge of the stage to the floor below!

"HUH???!!!???"

Botch made his way down the ramp, giving the crowd the finger while letting out occasional

HUHS

and pulling out part of the ramp's metal grating halfway down to start doing curls with it for thirty minutes.

"YOU GOTSA FIGHT FREW THE PAIN! MY MUSCLES CAN NEFFER BE TOO BIG!

HUH?????????

HUH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HUH???

When Botch finally dropped the ramp and finished making his way to the ring, he climbed into the ring, though his 50 inch biceps got caught on the ring ropes and he almost fell over trying to get untangled.

In the middle of the ring, Botch pulled out another steroid needle and jabbed it into his ass.

"THIS IS FER ALL MY LABIAS OUT DER HAILING FROM DUNKIN DONUTS WIFF THOSE FAAAAAAAAATTT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSESSS!"

King: "Did he just say what I think he said?!"

"HUH?"

Other messages in this thread:

=CW PRESENTS= - CreatureWrestling - 3:22:26 PM on 04/04/2015

CREATUREMANIA XII: Wayward Souls - CreatureWrestling - 3:25:25 PM on 04/04/2015

Introduction to CreatureMania XII - CreatureWrestling - 3:38:04 PM on 04/04/2015

Some Words for Everyone Watching Across the Entire World. - Alexander R Arcane II - 2:51:46 AM on 06/01/2015

Non-Match Segment: Red Spyder & Gojinn - CreatureWrestling - 3:37:23 PM on 04/04/2015

Prepare yourselves... - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 6:00:36 AM on 04/12/2015

... For a display of power like you've never witnessed before. - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 6:01:18 AM on 04/12/2015

Rise. - -????- - 5:47:15 PM on 04/18/2015

The Bad Guy. - Kevin McKain - 6:48:49 AM on 04/21/2015

I always thought of you more as being "The Douchebag". - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 9:58:14 PM on 04/24/2015

Nail, eet Coffin. - King Gojinn - 4:14:24 PM on 05/24/2015

Delaying the inevitable. Typical. - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 3:18:18 AM on 05/31/2015

Tag Team Matchup: Botch Recliner & Goldyke VS Gunjinn & el Kizmato - CreatureWrestling - 3:37:02 PM on 04/04/2015

HUH?!?!?!?!? - "Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner - 4:18:09 AM on 04/06/2015

HERE I CUMMMMM!!! - GOLDY - 1:24:42 AM on 04/26/2015

Entrance (:P) - Queen Gunjinn {-EXTREMELY VERY VERY Soon, To Be Champion, SO SOON... I won yesterday, senorita!-} - 3:24:37 PM on 04/26/2015

RAWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! - El KIZMÄTO - 3:35:37 PM on 04/26/2015

OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - "Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner - 3:12:06 AM on 04/29/2015

TOUCH ME... TOUCH ME NOW OH YES NOW!!! - Queen Gunjinn {-OH REALLY CLOSE NOW... I CAN FEEL IT... MY TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA IS COMING SOOOON-} - 5:21:50 AM on 05/26/2015

SHUT UP!!!!!!! - "Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner - 2:50:18 AM on 06/10/2015

Here comes da Moneh! - ????? - 12:40:52 AM on 06/29/2015

CreatureMania Moment: 'The Awakening' - CreatureWrestling - 3:36:46 PM on 04/04/2015

Hard work that's about to pay off. - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 4:28:58 AM on 04/12/2015

Requiem for a dream to be awakened. - Markus - 5:29:02 AM on 04/12/2015

Rise for the Queen is Here. - =|= - 5:32:34 AM on 04/12/2015

For some, they've probably risen in other ways... - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 1:34:36 AM on 04/16/2015

Asleep for so long... Releasing Pleasures from Within (Severely Mature) - =|=Lilith, Queen of the Damned - 5:03:23 AM on 04/17/2015

You might have to just shut the site down after this post. (Need I say it? MA) - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 11:35:05 PM on 04/17/2015

It's a time like this, that. 1. Tgod we aren't on Netdork 54, because the cops will be at my doorsteps. and 2. Kim Kardashian's 'break the internet' is so, so, nothing compared to Lilith! (So Mature, that I AM even shocked!) - =|=Lilith, Queen of the Damned - 5:04:03 AM on 04/18/2015

I'm shocked too... and that's all I've really got after reading that. (Not nearly as MA, but how could it be?!) - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 1:56:20 AM on 04/20/2015

If that is classifed as "shocked" just you wait and see what else your Queen has in store for her infinate, pleasure. (SICK) *new classification system just for Lilith!* - =|=Lilith, Queen of the Damned - 2:27:45 AM on 04/22/2015

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! - ??? - 3:25:41 AM on 04/22/2015

Funny, I remember you begging for MORE before. - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 11:57:36 PM on 04/24/2015

You are a HORRIBLE LIAR!!! (MA) - Angel of Death (Guardian of Righteousness) - 4:55:08 PM on 04/25/2015

So does this mean no second date? (MA) - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 3:32:02 AM on 04/26/2015

....... Not even if you're the LAST MAN LEFT STANDING! (MA) - Angel of Death (Guardian of Righteousness) - 9:03:35 PM on 05/03/2015

OH YOU HAVE ONE HELL OF AN ASSKICKING COMING. (AUTO-MA) - ???? - 9:26:52 PM on 05/03/2015

And here I thought we could bond over this experience! :( (MA) - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 9:12:54 PM on 05/10/2015

To Decide on the Right Thing.... - Angel of Death (Guardian of Righteousness) - 4:14:12 AM on 05/18/2015

What feels so wrong is usually exactly what's right. - Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness) - 12:12:00 AM on 05/24/2015

CW Absolute Undisp. & Undisp. Mortal Championship: DeadBlood(c) VS DARKSPADE - CreatureWrestling - 3:36:31 PM on 04/04/2015

Sacrifice in the Name of Unholiness - - † - - 5:44:34 AM on 04/05/2015

The Unholy Darkness Shall Be Your Final Resting Place. - DARKSPADE (- U†M -) - 6:10:44 AM on 04/05/2015

I think you mean, "I look forward to losing to you, Deadblood! You're the greatest champion to ever grace CW!" - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 3:24:35 AM on 04/06/2015

And if that's not what you meant, I'll help you change your mind. - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 3:25:43 AM on 04/06/2015

Entrance - King Gojinn {-Soon To Be Champion...again...-} - 12:45:32 AM on 04/12/2015

Well that's a difficult post title to work with. Maybe I should just call this "Reply". - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 2:20:55 AM on 04/16/2015

Starting with a well rounded ass kicking! - DARKSPADE - 12:40:36 AM on 04/26/2015

If you call that an ass kicking, I guess I have nothing to worry about. - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 2:34:26 AM on 04/29/2015

Oh. We have a long long night ahead of us for sure. - DARKSPADE - 2:34:42 AM on 06/01/2015

You Both Talk Too Much. I'm Bored. Hang On... Idea. - King Gojinn - 10:09:55 PM on 06/02/2015

And you whine too much. - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 2:59:20 AM on 06/04/2015

They never learn.... when the dust clears, I stand above the fallen. This is no different! - DARKSPADE - 5:40:12 AM on 06/08/2015

The only fallen ones I see here are you and that joke sitting on his ass at the top of the ramp. - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 2:53:49 AM on 06/10/2015

And yet, when the dust clears, you ALL will call me, YOUR ABSOLUTE CHAMPION! - DARKSPADE - 9:40:51 PM on 06/28/2015

Even if you win, I won't be calling you that. I have some other, more appropriate names in mind... - Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion) - 10:38:32 PM on 06/30/2015

MERCIFULLY IT ENDS! I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP WAITING! - King Gojinn - 3:21:52 AM on 07/01/2015

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