CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 2:59 am on Jun 4, 2015 by: Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion)

And you whine too much.

Deadblood slowly rolled out of the ring, clutching his back in pain. But the crowd was now almost entirely focused on the action happening on the entrance stage rather than in the ring. For good reason too, as Gojinn just managed to draw first blood in his little impromptu poker game. Both ladies removed their high heels with a giggle, playfully tossing them Gojinn's way before taking mouthfuls of the rum themselves as it was passed around.

King: "That dummy Alexander Arcane might have failed to book Gojinn in any actual matches here tonight, but it looks like Gojinn's found other ways to entertain his fans!"

JBL: "Watch what you say about the boss, Jerry! Though I do agree that he should be in a match! This match to be exact! Those two young ladies with King Gojinn should feel honored!"

Cole: "Well everyone, I guess we have kind of a dual main event here tonight! Anything truly can happen at CreatureMania!"

Inside of the ring, Darkspade was just getting to his feet and quickly began looking around for his opponent. Without Deadblood also in the ring, it might seem to Spade that he had the perfect opportunity to grab at least the Absolute title. However, he knew better than to just assume DB had no plans to further interfere in Spade's quest for both Undisputed titles.

Outside of the ring, on his hands and knees, DB grabbed the fallen Mortal title. It was at this moment that he and Spade locked eyes. DB's mask hid the grin that suddenly spread across his face, Spade's face remaining blank, cold, a seemingly unstoppable force.

"You want this title, dickhead?!" Deadblood raised it high into the air for Spade to get a good look at. "Come and get it!"

Spinning around, title belt hanging around his neck, DB proceeded to quickly start climbing up the chain link wall!!! Spade tried to chase him, but before he could even step through the ring ropes, DB was already to the top of the wall, looking down at his opponent as he stepped back into the ring to see what he might try to do in response.

King: "Where does Deadblood think he's going?! The door out of the cell is at the bottom, not the top!"

Cole: "Maybe escaping isn't his intention at the moment! Deadblood seems to have something in mind!"

JBL: "King Gojinn just won another hand! Those girls don't stand a chance against him! I guess playing poker is just something else he's a master of! This really reminds me of his days in The Outsiderz!"

King: "Too bad Red wants Gojinn dead or we could have seen an Outsiderz mini-reunion right here tonight!"

Deadblood tried to make his way across the roof of the cell, having a harder time now and not getting very far thanks to the small opening that his fingers were hooked on as well as gravity. That was all his needed though because he then started swinging his body back and fortch before releasing his grip on the cell, flipping through the air with Mortal title now grasped firmly in his hands!!!!!!!! Spade tried to get out of the way, but DB's aim with the dive proved to be quite accurate, the title nailing Spade in the back of the head with such a powerful impact that his body flipped forward, landing on his back across the ring with his legs draped over the middle rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the crowd pretty much completely missed it, their attention still focused on Gojinn's poker game. Even Sheri was watching now as one of the girls was forced to remove her shirt, flinging it at Gojinn before more rum was consumed. Of course, with her bra-covered titties exposed, this could only mean one thing...

King: "PUPPIES! OH MY GOD, MICHAEL! PUPPIES!!!"

Cole: "Yes, Jerry, I see them! Calm down! You know your heart can't handle this!"

King: "I CAN'T HELP IT! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!! Do you think Sheri wants to join in since she's watching too?! I'm sure I'm not alone in wanting to see her puppies!"

Cole: "From what we've seen of Sheri's actions in the past and also that scowl currently on her face, I'm pretty sure breaking that bottle over Gojinn's head is more along the lines of what's going through her head at the moment!"

With Spade out cold, Deadblood climbed to his feet and made his way up the turnbuckle to the Absolute title. His title, which he was about to retain along with the Mortal title. Another easy victory. He managed to unhook the title belt from its pole, meaning he just needed to take the titles up the ramp to Gojinn. That would certainly be an interesting encounter. But as soon as he hopped back down from the turnbuckle post and turned around, the Unholy One, back to his feet now too, hit DB with a massive spear, sending both titles flying out of the ring this time!!!!!!!!