CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 10:38 pm on Jun 30, 2015 by: Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion)

Even if you win, I won't be calling you that. I have some other, more appropriate names in mind...

It took Deadblood a moment to sit up after going through the LED monitor. He saw Sheri standing at the edge of the stage staring down and he joined her there once he was back on his feet.

King: "I don't see how this match can go on after that!"

JBL: "Darkspade's gone way too far here tonight!"

Cole: "I have to agree with you, John. We knew this match stood a good chance of getting out of hand, but not like this!"

Deadblood pointed down at his two enemies, indicating that he planned to jump off after them. This got a cheer of approval from the crowd and Sheri looked at him as if he were crazy. This caused him to shake his head as if changing his mind and he started to walk away from the edge, only to turn back around and take a running jump off the edge, getting an even louder cheer!!!!!!!!! DB intended to land on both Darkspade and Gojinn with a Dead on Arrival, except the Unholy One managed to roll out of the way, forcing Gojinn to take the full impact of the move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheri looked down at the carnage again, her hand over her mouth this time. She didn't have long to stare this time as Spade climbed to his feet and instead of moving to perhaps pick up his opponent to hit him with another finisher or check on the referee, he made his way around the ramp until he could step up onto it. The Absolute Undisputed and the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Championships were scattered along the ramp. Spade made no move to collect them, instead slowly walking towards Sheri.

Cole: "I don't like the look on Spade's face!"

JBL: "No matter what Spade does to her, you have to remember that Sheri got herself involved in this match!"

King: "Just don't hurt the puppies!"

Sheri backed away from Spade, glancing around for something to possibly to use against him as a weapon. She spotted one of the chairs used for the strip poker game and tried to grab one of those. Before she could get her hands on it though, Spade rushed towards her and wrapped a hand tightly around her throat!!!!!! He squeezed tightly, increasing the strength of grip slowly, completely cutting off her air, making everyone wonder if he was going to chokeslam her or just choke her to death!!!!!!!!! She flailed, trying to free herself from his grip, but he was too strong for her, at least physically!!!!!!!!!!!! Trying to calm herself despite her lack of oxygen, he then felt an invisible force wrap around his own throat, choking him even harder than he was choking her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dropping Sheri to the stage, Spade grabbed at his own throat, his eyes bulging as the force got even tighter!!!!!!!!!!!! It only lasted a few seconds longer however because he felt himself being spun around, that hidden grip disappearing at the same time, ending up face-to-face with Deadblood!!!!!!!!! DB tried to apply the Lockdown on the Unholy One, but he instead wrapped his hand around the defending champion's throat and chokeslammed him onto the ramp, DB's body rolling down the ramp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sheri crawled after Deadblood to check on him as Darkspade stood over them all. With a big grin on his face, he walked down the ramp to collect the titles, scooping one up in each hand.

Cole: "Darkspade has the titles, but Gojinn's still down! There's no referee for him to give the titles to!"

King: "He did that to himself! Never attack the referee when you're trying to win a match!"

JBL: "Look at the stage! You two were saying?"

Gojinn stumbled through the entrance area, having gone around the back of the stage to get back up there. All Spade had to do was walk a few feet and hand the title belts to Gojinn to win. He started to move, not getting far when he felt a tug on one of the titles, the Mortal title. Looking down, he saw that Sheri, still on the ground, had managed to grab onto the title!!!!!! Spade attempted to kick her to make her let go, but this distraction caused him to loosen his grip on the title and she rolled off the edge of the ramp, taking the belt with her and leaving him with just one title!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spade was furious. He'd been deprived of his victory for long enough. Rather than chase after her immediately, he took the Absolute Undisputed Championship up the ramp and shoved it into the hands of the still dazed Gojinn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cole: "I can't believe it, the Unholy One just made himself the Absolute Undisputed Champion!"

King: "But that's just one title! He has to go back for the other one if he wants both!"

Darkspade started to turn around, ready to find Sheri and beat her senseless to get the Mortal title. He wouldn't have the chance though as he was suddenly knocked down hard from behind!!!!!!!!! Deadblood was back to his feet and had clocked Spade in the back of the head with the Mortal title after Sheri tossed it to him!!!!!!!!!!!! Quickly, Deadblood shoved the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling belt into Gojinn's hands as well, winning at least one of his titles back.