CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 9:58 pm on Apr 24, 2015 by: Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)

I always thought of you more as being "The Douchebag".

Though some of the crowd had quieted down to hear Red's answer, boos could still be heard, disappointment that there would be no match that night between the Guardian of Wickedness, Red Spyder, and the King of CW, Gojinn.

As Red pulled out a mic, Gojinn slowly turned back around. Locking eyes with Gojinn, Red finally said, "The match I have in mind is quite simple: a prison match! To be set in an actual prison!"

More of the boos died out as cheers rose throughout the arena at the announced match type.

While Gojinn just continued looking at Red with a blank expression, McKain looked annoyed and replied with, "While I suppose that's fitting for you given your history, do you think I'm actually crazy enough to allow my client to participate in that match?! Let me guess: to win, you have to strap your opponent down in an electric chair and fry them! Nuh uh, not happening!"

"Oh shut the fuck up, dickless!" McKain glared at Red for the insult but allowed him to continue. "See everyone, this is exactly why I don't have a manager to speak for me: all they do is act like a roadblock because they lack the fortitude to understand what needs to be done! No, no, don't worry, to win, all your client has to do is find the key to the front door and escape through it to win, the area of the prison containing the hidden key to be announced right before the match begins! But just to make things more interesting, the prison will have fully functioning execution chambers! So perhaps I'll get the chance to fry your client after all or we'll see what happens when he's stuck in the gas chamber! Or, maybe, we'll just have a good old fashioned hanging!"

The crowd's cheers got louder at the mere mention of a possible execution taking place during the match. McKain however looked ready to argue further, but before he could say anything else, Red raised his right hand into the air, keeping the mic in his left hand, and began to speak in a language that no one in that arena had ever heard before.

"BAur basuuuuuu-da!"

No one, except for Gojinn. Gojinn, who stepped forward at those first words. Who didn't understand what Red was saying, but knew exactly were Red first heard that ancient language.

Behind Red, the gooey remains of the melted corpse began to bubble again and slide together into a large mound.

"YA-ry-da baur viayohyr!"

This mound suddenly rose into the air, coming further together until it was in the shape of a nearly perfect sphere.

"URuuaa gi-nyyass daayoyr!"

At these final words, the sphere of the corpse's goo caught fire and Red launched it right at Gojinn and McKain!!!!!!!!!! McKain was ready to dive out of harm's way as the giant fireball raced their way, but Gojinn stepped forward and raised his own hands to stop the massive fireball in mid-air, only to send it right back at Red!!!!!!!!!!!! Red made no effort to deflect the fireball or get out of its way, instead allowing it to crash right into him, exploding against him on impact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The collision left a burn on Red's face that was deep enough to expose part of his skull, but the wound quickly healed, a big smile on Red's face throughout it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: "Well so much for that forensic investigation! What the hell was that?!"

Cole: "I don't really know what we've just witnessed here!"

JBL: "I don't either, but I hope for King Gojinn's safety that McKain gets that match type changed! Someone get Red out of there before he does anything else crazy!"