Posted at 11:45 pm on Feb 4, 2007 by:
KIZMÄT
Brotherly Love
King: How's your brother and you comming along JR?
JR: WHAT?
King: Wellll... just saying that brothers don't get along just like how Kizzy and Morty aren't. Just wondering...
JR: Argh... leave my family life out of this. And EVEN if I did have some problems, I seriously doubt that my issues have anything todo with the fate of humanity!
King: OH!!! so you DO have some family dysfunct action W000tt!?? C'mon spill the beans!!!
JR: ...
In the ring, Mortismere removed his armor plating and cape. Then, Kizmat made his steps forward and then so did Mortis! Suddenly, Kizmat smashed his fist right into the kisser of his own brother! That made the gigantic Mortismere swivel. Mortismere shouted out loud.
MM: C'mon brother, you hit like a fucking girl!
Classic bad mouthing straight from Mortis' lips.... Then, Kizmat smiled- Mortismere lunged with a fist of his own, but Kizmat ducked! The Lord of Blood then swung around- locked tight around his bro's waist- and lifted the monster from off it's feet straight backwards in a release german suplex! The fans where stunned and screaming for more!
Kizmat got up and then he quickly laid in some kicks into Mortis' wounded stomach. Mortismere's slithering reptilian-like tongue flapped out of his mouth and he cursed high heaven towards Kizmat. Then, Kizmat dragged his bro up and took him to meet the turnbuckle... but, Mortismere blocked the move from Kizmat and knocked his brother down with a back elbow! Mortis turned around and opened his right hand- drove down his hand... right across Kizmat's face in a squeeeeeezing claw! Kizmat was pulled up and Mortis released the claw to hoist Kizmat in a suspended bear hug in mid-air!!! Mortis screamed and slobbered all over the place as Kizmat's life was literately being snuffed out of him!
From what seemed like eternity watching in horror as Kizmat is being viced.... Kizmat at his last ounce pancaked his arms into the sides of Mortis' ears! Mortis released Kizmat to hold his ears fromt he burst... and Kizmat dropped to the canvas in a lound THUD
Mortismere was furious! He then took Kizmat by the ankles and dragged his brother across the canvas to the other side of the ring and took Kizmat's legs and positioned them inbetween the ring pole! Mortis then stepped over the top rope and took the two feet of Kizmat... But Kizmat kicked Mortis in the face before Kizzy's balls where to DIE to the pole! Kizmat rolled out and connected with a large and brutal fist that made Mortismere jump into the air and land right ontop of the color commentary booth!!! JR and the King get up and run for cover... Kizmat looked at all of the fans screaming and cheering!! Then, the ref in the ring made a countdown...... he was at 5 and warning Kizmat to stop! But Kizmat was hell bent... fuck this shit!!! Kizmat got right ontop of that table and took Mortis in position for a Godamnation piledriver! But! Mortismere lifts Kizmat instead in a desperate backdrop and the two monsters break and destroy the table with their immensive weight!!! The fans continued to scream for more unholy carnage!!! At this time, the Ref just decided to make the match a no-holds barred!
Tazz: MOVE asssiiiideee... MOVVVVEEE ASSSSIDDEEEE... this is the ECF King and JR!
King: HEY!!! Our table was taken away.. it's only fair that you share yours!
MC: Welcome to the ECF booth guys... but really what a matchup and now just to show you how ECF does things... we even made it a no-holds barred!
JR: I think it's a trajedy that a match like this is still continuing! These two men are going to kill each other!
Kizmat was the firs to move... and he got ahold of a camera cable on the ground... Mortismere reached and clawed to his brother but Kizmat just unmercifuckingly STRANGLES Mortismere with that goddammnn cable!!! Mortismere's tongue again flapps back and forth *urrggking* And then it seemed Mortismere was out cold!!! Kizmat then lifted Mortismere up on his right shoulder and rolled him back into the ring! Kizmat turned to a scared Lilian Garcia and took the mic out of her hand! The Lord of Blood then rejoins his brother in the ring and points at him with the mic in hand.
KIZMÄT: It's the end for you brother! That was a pitaful..... insolent attempt to actually try and fight me! You may have all the magic in the world.. but bish when you come facing me without them, your a big bad *censored*! You see Gojinn, I just laid the trash out for you. I will allow you the honor to get your revenge.. Come out here and let's finish this once and for all and put Mortismere back where he belongs! Heh...
Tazz: Omg... dude! Kizmat just called out Gojinn! They are going to finish this together! this outta be good!
King: Oh! OH! I agree with what Tazz said!
JR and MC: .....
