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Posted at 1:53 am on Feb 7, 2007 by: ???*hiccup*???

ITS TIME....ITS TIME...ITs *belch*

ITS TIME....ITS TIME....ITS JAGER TIIIIIIIIME!*hiccup*

*The crowd bursts in laughter as they here the booming voice of the drunken, Jager. Lilian's mouth drops and she rolls here eyes as she puts her mouth to the microphone. She looks at Jager's personal card since she is unfamilir with him. She looks at it confused ans begins to speak.*

Lilian: And first....from...uhh....Beer? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEER!

*Jager trips out onto the ramp, the erupts in laughter. Jager wearily gets back up, beerr in hand, and takes a huge swig of it. He lets out a deeersguting belch as he kips down to yhe apron like a drunken schoolgirl. In an AMAZING feat for Jager, he makes it into the ing and grabs the microphone.*

Jager: YOoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOOoOoOu LISTEN UP! I erm JAGER, And I ares the drunkeriest americano in DER WOORLD!! But...bert?...bert and ernie..befer I kick arstin's penguin ass....ME GORNA GET THAT THUR TAG TITEES FROM...uhh...Soup beaver and Betha&Mike!

Jr: Doesn't he need a partner...

Jager: *drinks beer* AND ME PARTNER ARES.....

It's Time... It's Time... It's JAGER TIME !

Other messages in this thread:

ECF KARNAGE IS LIVE!!!! - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 3:22:20 AM on 02/03/2007

Promo Segment: CM 6 Promos [Open] - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 4:56:02 AM on 02/03/2007

CreatureMania.... the 6th installment and the Rise of the Creatures! - Alexander R. Arcane II - 3:06:35 AM on 02/11/2007
The return - ???? - 8:17:45 PM on 02/07/2007
CreatureMania- The Beginning. The End. - King Gojinn - 2:40:55 AM on 02/07/2007

A Final Message... - King Gojinn - 11:15:53 PM on 02/10/2007

Evil intentions ? - Unholy Minis†ry - 9:49:31 PM on 02/06/2007

hmmm.... a challenge ey? - Big Biz - 11:12:13 PM on 02/11/2007

WE ACCEPT BOTH MATCHES!!! - The Brothers Of Destruction - 10:04:25 AM on 02/13/2007

Opening Segment: Intercontinental Championship Open Mic Night - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 4:55:46 AM on 02/03/2007

Want the IC Title?! COME DOWN! - Kevin McKain - 5:52:38 AM on 02/03/2007

What is this.... the price is right? - Chaos - 4:29:04 AM on 02/06/2007

If it's the price is right..I guess I'll be cashing in on the IC Title tonight. - Speed - 5:32:49 PM on 02/06/2007

Whoa, whoa, gentlemen. - Kevin McKain - 12:07:29 AM on 02/07/2007

Special: Ministry of Destruction Member vs [OPEN CHALLENGE] - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 4:55:19 AM on 02/03/2007

Special: Mortismere vs Kizmat - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 4:54:44 AM on 02/03/2007

It's time to DIE FOR ME! - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 9:00:54 AM on 02/04/2007

Follow me into Eternal Damnation! - Emperor Mortismere (CM) - 9:54:09 AM on 02/04/2007

Brotherly Love - KIZMÄT - 11:45:24 PM on 02/04/2007

Annihilation at the hands of the savior.... - King Gojinn - 12:07:18 AM on 02/10/2007

Fate has a funny way of catching up to you.... - KIZMÄT - 7:45:36 PM on 02/10/2007

CWE Heavyweight Championship: DARKSPADE(c) vs [Arkem, Creeper, or Eagle] - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 4:54:14 AM on 02/03/2007

Sign of a coming age...? - ?????????? - 5:55:02 AM on 02/03/2007

Crazy stuff indeed - † - 3:23:02 AM on 02/09/2007

.... - The Creeper (U†M) - 3:52:47 PM on 02/09/2007

Can we get a janitor in the ring? There's a lot of trash! - The Eagle - 12:16:06 AM on 02/10/2007

Well then lets clean it up. - Arkem - 5:47:57 PM on 02/10/2007

The Unholy Edge... - The Creeper (U†M) - 7:09:48 PM on 02/10/2007

The unholy polarbear shuffle? - DARKSPADE (U†M) - 8:32:26 AM on 02/15/2007

Good Night - The Creeper (U†M) - 11:29:52 PM on 02/28/2007

CW Tag Team Championship Match: Ministry of Destruction vs [OPEN CHALLENGE] - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 4:53:40 AM on 02/03/2007

ITS TIME....ITS TIME...ITs *belch* - ???*hiccup*??? - 1:53:41 AM on 02/07/2007

I know you didn't do what I think you did? - King Booger - 8:58:37 PM on 02/08/2007

You Fools Must Perish!!! - The Brothers Of Destruction - 3:58:27 PM on 02/14/2007

Notification - Admin - 1:27:47 AM on 02/15/2007

Intercontinental Championship Match [Open To All] - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 3:24:26 AM on 02/03/2007

Starting things off... - Kevin McKain - 4:53:01 AM on 02/03/2007

. . .wait no more, McKain ! - []D[][]V[][]D - 11:14:18 PM on 02/03/2007

Then heres your job, grunt. - Kevin McKain - 12:02:30 AM on 02/07/2007

Time to get my debut..and the IC Title - Speed - 5:22:35 PM on 02/08/2007

Debut yes, IC title not so much - Chaos - 2:50:14 AM on 02/09/2007

Listen Folls if you think you can beat this monster you got another thing coming!! - Deathstrike - 4:32:18 PM on 02/09/2007

It's not a real match without Speed opening his big mouth. - Speed - 10:34:22 PM on 02/09/2007

and for that Mr. freak YOU DIE - Chaos - 6:28:41 PM on 02/10/2007

The Belt and Your Souls Shall Be Mine!!! - Deathstrike - 3:49:19 PM on 02/14/2007

Stepping in... - Kevin McKain - 12:38:20 AM on 02/15/2007

Not so fast..... - ???? - 5:29:19 AM on 02/18/2007

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CW Undisputed Championship Title Match: King Gojinn (c) vs PIMP vs Soul Reaver - CreatureWrestling: ECF - 3:24:01 AM on 02/03/2007

Introducing first . . . - []D[][]V[][]D - 8:48:27 PM on 02/05/2007

Time to get your ass kicked. - King Gojinn {-CW Undisputed Champion-} - 12:41:39 AM on 02/07/2007

I'm sick of watiing... - []D[][]V[][]D - 5:37:59 PM on 02/09/2007

You Fools Must Perish!!! - Soulreaver w/HellsAngel - 4:38:51 PM on 02/11/2007

Finally, now you can lose to me. - King Gojinn - 5:35:18 PM on 02/11/2007

No Gojinn Not only you belt but ypur Soul will be MINE!!!! - Soulreaver w/HellsAngel - 9:52:49 AM on 02/13/2007

Or so he thought... - []D[][]V[][]D - 6:23:53 PM on 02/14/2007

the end - ????????????? - 12:14:59 AM on 02/15/2007

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