Posted at 12:16 am on Feb 10, 2007 by:
The Eagle
Can we get a janitor in the ring? There's a lot of trash!
The lights go out, and green ones replace them, swirling around the ring, as the short, red headed Eagle flies out from behind the curtain, running back and forth across the stage in excitement! Grinning, he rushes to the ring, headstrong!!! He leaps onto the side of the cage, and furiously climbs to the top, making it in mere seconds!! He stands tall, and rips the cape off, leaving his white long sleeve, black gloves, and black pants on.
The lights flicker around him, and he laughs, striking several super hero poses!!! Finally, the UM tires of his charades, and shakes him from the top of the cage!!! The Eagle loses balance, and leaps, crashing down on both men with a cross body block!!!
Cole: Oh my god Tazz!!!
Tazz: Hahahahaha!!! Cole, look, he CAN fly!!! Nice!