Soul Reaver is down!!!


Pimp has Gojinn, and he’s somewhat unconscious!!!! SUDDENLY GOJINN BREAKS THE HOLD!!!!


He throws a clothesline, burying Pimp into the mat!!! He’s on fire!!


But now Soul Reaver has the chair!!! He’s busted open, but it doesn’t seem like he’s hurt too badly! He sweeps up the chair, and as Gojinn turns around, KABLAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!


Gojinn gets KO’ed!!! He’s down, and only Pimp is left! The sole DX member pulls himself up, and SR drops the chair, as both men begin pummeling one another mercilessly. It’s pure insanity!!!


The King twitches a few times, trying to get up, but can’t move much. Reaver is tossed to the corner, as Pimp lowers his shoulder, and begins blasting him! He slams into him, driving the air from Soul Reavers body…once….twice….three times!!! He backs up, and prepares a running shoulder block now!!


AND NOW SOUL REAVER MOVES, AND PIMP SLAMS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!


He drops in the corner, and SoulReaver looks around, finding no Gojinn!!! Where had the King gone?!?!? Pimp glares at him, and climbs up, only to be hit by a suplex!!! Soul Reaver lifts him up, but Pimp quickly pushed him from the ring! Soul Reaver rolls through the middle ropes, and flies into the barricade hard, chest first!!!


GOJINN SNEAKS UP BEHIND PIMP AND HITS A DROPKICK, LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE CORNER!!! HE DROPS TO ONE KNEE, AND GOJINN BACKS UP, CROUCHING DOWN!!! HE RUSHES IN FOR THE WRATH OF HELL SPEAR AS PIMP SPINS AROUND, BUT SUDDENLY DROPS ON HIS FACE!!!!!


Tazz: Did he trip!?

J.R: What just happened?!

King: Ahhh!! Gojinn!!!

Cole: I thought you hated him?

King: But he fell!! I feel bad. That has to be so embarrassing!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Tazz: Someone check on him!!! He’s not moving!


Sure enough, Soul Reaver flies back into the ring, but Pimp has swept up his chair!! HE’S GONNA EXECUTE GOJINN!!! SOUL REAVER SNEAKS UP…HE TURNS AND LEVELS SOUL REAVER!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!


J.R: DEAD GOD!

King: Wow!

Cole: Oh man!!

Tazz: Whatta shot dere Cole!

Cole: You said it partner!!


Gojinn stays motionless, and Pimp rolls him over, and hooks the leg!! The referee drops down!!!


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J.R: Oh my god Cole!!!

Cole: What happened to Gojinn?!?!

Tazz: You don’t think it was that injury he had last night, do you?

Cole: It has to be! Damnit! Pimp stole one!! Whoever attacked him, left him vulnerable for tonight!!

J.R: God damnit! I’ll bet it was that damned Ministry!!!


The referee raises Pimps arm, handing him the title, while Soul Reaver begins to stir!! He can’t believe whats happened!! Gojinn still hasn’t moved and Reaver steps up to Pimp, furious!! Gojinn is unconscious, and Pimp stares at Soul Reaver, holding the title high now.


Tazz: History is da makin’ Cole.

Cole: You’re tellin’ me partner.

J.R: Wow.

King: Whoa, what a match…


SOUL REAVER GETS SPUN AROUND, AND GETS DROPPED FACE FIRST ONT THE MAT WITH A CRIPPLER KILLSWITCH VOLUME 2!!!!!!!! HE’S OUT COLD!!!!!!


Tazz/Cole/J.R./King: WHAT THE F#$%!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


PIMP AND GOJINN SQUARE OFF!!!!


And then they smirk, and look down at Soul Reaver!!! What the hell just happened?!?!

Gojinn turns to Soul Reaver, motionless on the mat, and CROTCH CHOPS AT HIM!!!!!


Tazz: Oh…

Cole: My…

J.R: God!!!

King: Did he just… ?!?!?!?!


Both men stand side by side, and hold up the “X”!!!! What does this mean!?!? Could it possibly be real…?!?!


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