Posted at 4:03 pm on Jun 23, 2007 by:
The Eagle
Here I Come To Smite the Evil!
The lights are dimmed, and we’re ready to start the championship match!!! Lillian Garcia takes the center of the ring, as the screech blows the minds of the fans, and the Eagle appears, flying down from the rafters!!!1!11111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Hanging from a harness, the Eagle lies out flat, pretending to fly, as his cape waves in the air, flying about along the lines he has rigged for his entrance. Slowly, but surely, the harness begins closing on the end of his flight.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the CWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! AND IS TO BE A HARDCORE ANYWHERE FALLS MATCHUP!!!! Introducing first, the challenger, he is the CW’s resident SuperHero--- And the Intercontinental Champion--- THE EAGLE!!!!!!!!
Smiling, the Eagle soars through the air for another minute or so, and is finally lowered towards the stage, where he makes a running landing down the ramp, and detaches, sliding into the ring as he tore off his belt. Running to the corner, he hops onto the buckle, and throws it up high for all to see! He lowers it and hands it off…as the entire arena suddenly loses all light.
