Posted at 9:45 pm on Jul 29, 2007 by:
DARKSPADE (U†M)
Uphill battle ends with a downward unholy spiral
Reaching for Red Spyder- Spade and Red locked horns. But Spade managed to kick Red in the stomach - moved in forward with their hands/fingers still tied together - and rose Red up and over his shoulder only to plumet him HARD to the mat with a suplex. Gojinn gets as Spade rose to his feet- Gojinn runs with full intent to snap Spade's head off and he sure DOES! Without anyway to counter- Spade was clotheslined to fucking hell. Gojinn stops to rest ontop of the ring top rope-- but he could only get 1 breath of air because Red Spyder reached for Spade's ankle and dragged the Unholy One up! Gojinn runs over and literately pancakes them BOTH into the side of the turnbuckle! Darkspade's arms where dangling on the turnbuckle rest as Red Spyder flops back first to the mat. Gojinn whips his head at Spade and climbs the turnbuckle. With a closed fist... Gojinn pounds down on Spade's head... this opened Spade's head up WIDE OPEN! and blood splattered all over the place including on the camera's lens. Suddenly- Spade snaps! and clutches his hands across Gojinn's neck! Spade got to his feet- had Gojinn in the air and then with a MENACING INVERTED POWERBOMB.... GOJINN IS IMPLANTED INTO THE CANVAS!!!
Red Spyder immediately capitalized and dragged Gojinn to his feet and sharply threw a European uppercut that stalled Gojinn. Spade and Red then grabbed Gojinn's arms and tried to pull him a part like a doll!!! but then Gojinn pulled his arms to his chest... causing Spade and Red to FALL IN AND BUMP INTO EACH OTHER!!!
It was clear that everyone was out of it!! Gojinn walked backwards a bit but he regained his composure and then double clotheslined both Spade and Red to the ground!! Pumped up and full of steam... Gojinn wanted to win this more than anything. So he reached for Red first... But Spade low blowed Gojinn from behind and then snapmared him. The crafty Spade knew that Gojinn's momentum and leverage must be stopped at all costs.... but before he could follow up- Red Spyder manhandled Spade to his feet and then slapped on a chokeslam! Spade was rose so high up into the air.... camera shots fluttered the atmosphere with a light hazy beam.... Red turned Spade towards the TOP ROPE!! HE WAS GOING TO CHOKESLAM HIM OVER IT!!!
Spade wrapped his feet around Red's waist as he was thrown over the top rope!
It was even comical as Spade dangled upsidedown from Red's body and then purposely wrapped his arms around the bottom rope to hold on!!! Red reached down to pry Spade off of him but then Gojinn hits a double lariat- striking Red's head. Red fell backwards - and Spade released his legs across his waist. Gojinn stalks Red.... and the slippery Spade slipped back into the ring methodically pursuing. Then... GOJINN SNAPS HIS HEAD AT SPADE!!! Spade holds his arms up and then backs off! With a sudden surge of adrenaline- Gojinn punches Spade down to the mat. DS whips back up but Gojinn had already ran to the ropes and jumped into the air with a stunning flying clothesline.... but Spade, in all of his years in this sport intelligently and deliberately pulled the rising Red in the line of fire!!!!
GOJINN AND RED COLLIDE INTO EACH FUCKING OTHER CLOSE TO THE ROPES AND THIS PROMPT THE UNHOLY ONE TO MAKE A DASHING RUN FROM THE SIDE ANGLE AND THEN HE HIMSELF JUMPS INTO THE AIR WITH A TWISTING MOTION AND TAKES THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
And then the next thing you hear is the bell ringing three times!!!
Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen.... your winner and NEW UNDISPUTED CREATURE WRESTLING CHAMPION... The Darkspade!!!
Music played:
Even Spade was stunned. He loomed over the top rope staring right at Gojinn and Red who where both smashed into an announcer's table on the sudden impact. Darkspade walks backwards and stands in the middle of that ring.... the ring announcer caustiously hands Darkspade the title-- Spade snaps it away with a cold white glare and looks at the camera. Pointing at it! Saying something that we couldn't figure out... but it looked like he said, "The Darkness is Back." Spade kneeled down with the lights returning to the unforgiving unholy darkness!!! This was accompanied by the CW logo up high exploding in flames!!! It was surreal and shocking to say the least! And then, lightning stuck the ring corners... not once... not twice... NOT THREE TIMES.... but FOUR TIMES!!!!!!!
[The program then ended with the words, 'CreatureWrestling: We're Beyond the Darkness' across your screen]