The money rains down, and the music hits that PA system! The fans go wild!




Here ¢ome$ The Moneeeey


And sure enough the green lights are flashing, the money signs are dancing around the arena, and the curtain clears for the one and only ECF DP. Grinning with satisfaction, he heads down to the ring, carrying a microphone, and a few papers. He flips through them, and drops them besides the ring, as he hops onto the apron.

Rather plainly dressed tonight, he wears a pair of blue jeans and black sneakers, a silver watch, and a white button up shirt. Black sunglasses cover his eyes, and he looks around the arena, as he raises up the mic.

Welcome to Kreature of the Ring!

He receives his cheap pop for the night.

Alright, now that we got that out of the way, how are you all today? How’s Hicksville tonight?

Grinning, he listens to the boos

J.R: Rather uncharacteristic of our ECF DP here.

Tazz: “Our”? He’s OURS! You don’t have any part of him you two!

Cole: Yeah, what he said!

King: Wait, Cole… you’re with JBL.

JBL: Yeah, so?

Tazz: And idiot here’s with me. Ain’t that right kid?

Joey Styles: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! DID YOU SEE MCKAIN’S DIS TO THE AUDIENCE?! SOMEONE GET SOME ICE FOR THOSE BURNS! MY GOD!

J.R: He’s more annoying than me.

Tazz: Anyway…we’re takin’ over this broadcast! It’s ECF related!

Styles: Yeah!

Oh you know I don’t care what you think, I’ve just got some business. See- corporate saw fit to listen to my begging and pleading. Degeneration X is a no good, no talent, piece of crap group, and they deserve nothing less than to be stripped of the Undisputed Title! After the disgraceful performance they put up where Gojinn GAVE the belt to Pimp, they clearly violated many a rule, whether written or not, and for this, Pimp has been stripped! The title is up for grabs tonight during a CW WIDE GAUNTLET MATCH!

But that’s not my only reason for being here either. I’m declaring open season on the superstars! I’m no longer an ally to anyone of you, as none of you has my trust, or has earned it. However… I may be in the business to listen to some persuasive offers…should you come up with a good one..

As for the CWE- KIZMAT!!! WE’RE NOT THROUGH! I will make you wish you’d never been spawned from your mother, because when I get through with you, not even she would recognize you’re desecrated and destroyed corpse! I’m going to tear you limb from limb, and every superstar you have on your roster as well! The ECF is the dominant brand and you will NEVER be better!!!!!

Tazz: Dats what I’m sayin’!

Styles: Wise words by the DP!

Tazz: Hell yeah, layin’ down tha law Joey.

Styles: I think he’s done too.

Indeed he is, as the DP drops the mic and flings himself through the middle ropes, literally hopping onto and over the barricade and exiting into the crowd, where he disappears into a few large mobs….

Tazz: Whatta speech. He means business!

J.R: Indeed he does Tazz… but what does this mean for CWE, and most importantly, the CW itself?!

Style: He’s gonna unleash hell!!!

Tazz: Couldn’t have put it betta myself Joey!