Posted at 4:42 am on Feb 23, 2010 by:
DARKSPADE (CW World Heavyweight Champion)
On The Grandest Stage in This Entire Sport!
The cheers and standing ovations from everyone watching would not end... would not cease!!! Just like the eternal everlasting spirit of CreatureWrestling- boy, you CANNOT end it!!! 10 years and counting.... Just like this man, The Unholy One stood ominous in the ring.... he was intimating just standing there- he did not need to say a word. Everybody stopped what they were doing and focused on this 1 Creature of the Night.
Darkspade raised the mic to his cold lips and stared deeply, intently at the camera.......
DS Bow Your Heads.................................... And PRAY!!!!!
Deafening cheers and screams from the fans ensured
DS Tonight.... this very special night..... CreatureMania IX comes to you live on my very own family's estate. [pauses] Normally, I would be engaged in an epic battle that can only be seen at the birthplace of this sport.... CreatureWrestling.... but this year, a terrible threat unlike anything we have ever encountered may in fact succeed in ending us. I am not saying I am a good guy.... and I am not saying that I am a bad guy..... I am who I always said I am-- I am the Unholy One!! I AM THE DARKEST HOUR!! and if somebody... anybody crosses my path..........
an ECU is executed on his face
DS They will experience HELL. They will experience just why I push every single Legend that I help create to their limit and beyond! I don't fear no one... I fear no word or action- because when it comes right down to it..... it IS in this very ring.... IT IS THE MOMENT WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE FACE OF YOUR OPPONENT AND THEN PUNCH THEIR FACE IN WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU GOT -- TO MAKE THEM BLEEEEEEDDDDDD AND TO MAKE THEM SWELL...... That is why, I am the Unholy One and Only. There are those that hide behind their titles, their organizations and their past glories. I say, your all full of shit and washed up. I have and always will be right here standing in this very ring, ready for anything. I never left and the door is always open. Come prove your claims like a man and quit bitching.
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Above all, This is CreatureMania IX.... and like with each and every single CreatureMania before it..... WE change the sport and evolve to the next level. A new network and a new era.... The past few years I have seen my career skyrocket and have fought and pushed the very best in this business to their limits and beyond- barnone!!! I have waged Unholy Evil Intensity with my own daughter, the longest reigning Undisputed Champion of this sport.... I have defeated my equal, Sideshow and have forged a pact.... I have brought an actual NEW Undisputed Champion- DOOM- down to her knees and prayed, I have ended the controversy that is Jake Murphy's career.... and I have even fought in a suicidal legendary match with one of the best hardcore tacticians in that ring- Red Spyder!! and lived.... to tell about it. That, was just barely this season. I am honored that I continued on to RAISE HELL... and I am here to say, that I HAVE JUST BARELY WARMED UP!!!!
JR: An impressive and driven man..... The Darkspade is one of the only wrestlers that can back up what he says!!! Raise Hell Darkspade!!!!
King: WOOOOHHH!!!!
DS If by chance, you come across me in your nightmares.... beforwarned that I am The Taker of Hope.... The Bringer of Nightmares..... I AM YOUR DARKEST HOUR!!!! Let The Unpurity of DARKSPADE Guide YOU!!