Posted at 12:57 am on Jun 6, 2014 by:
Deadblood (Absolute Undisputed Champion)
I'm sorry about the balls! It was a lucky shot, that's all!
Deadblood dropped to the floor of the parking garage as Sheri sent the Smart ForTwo flying. CP-ZERO attempted to move out of the way of the car, but it was too late! The car struck one side of CP-ZERO's body, knocking it over, the car landing on top of it, pinning down its gun arm and the rest of the right side of its body as well!!!!! The cyborg struggled underneath the weight of the car, trying to get free. The car wouldn't be able to keep it down for long, but Deadblood and Sheri were both glad to have a break from its weapon.
Cautiously, Deadblood moved closer, Sheri watching on, not daring to get closer herself, both because of the fact that she was weaponless aside from her powers and because she knew that with the way CP-ZERO was fighting to get out from under the car, it would be free again very soon. It was a ticking time bomb. A lion with its mouth open, just waiting for someone to stick their head in. Deadblood seemed to not feel much of that same concern though, stopping just a couple feet away. CP-ZERO tried to grab at Deadblood with its free arm, but the Absolute Undisputed Champion stayed just out of its reach.
"Let's see what you look like under that armor, motherfucker," Deadblood said as he moved the tip of his katana closer, scratching it along the surface of the metal until he found a small crack where two segments of the armor met, the blade sliding right in.
Deadblood began digging around in the crack, trying to pry a piece of the armor off. Sheri continued watching when she saw the car shake violently!!! Deadblood didn't notice, too focused on trying to dismantle CP-ZERO. It happened again though, and then again!!!!! CP-ZERO was getting pissed off and was trying more than ever to get free from under the car, seemingly close to succeeding with how the car seemed to shudder harder each time. Sheri took a couple steps back, expecting Deadblood to move back too, but he didn't.
"Uh... Deadblood?" she asked, taking a couple more steps back, fearing that Deadblood was about to meet his end, leaving her to deal with CP-ZERO by herself.
"Hold on!" he answered. "I think I've almost got a piece of this armor off!"
"Deadblood!" she shouted that time. Pointing, she then added, "Look! It's almost out from under the car!"
Deadblood finally looked up, seeing what she meant, and barely got out of the way as CP-ZERO managed to roll the car off of itself, trying to grab Deadblood as he ran back towards Sheri!!!!!!! It then climbed to its feet, but instead of firing bullets or missiles in their direction, it instead grabbed a hold of the car and threw it back at them!!!!!!!!!!! The car didn't get quite as far as when Sheri used her powers to throw it, but the fact that it was headed in their direction was enough to make both of them panic!!! The car rolled several times when it hit the concrete, parts coming off with each roll, eventually coming to a stop on its roof!
"Shit, that was close!" Deadblood said as they continued running, another explosion shaking the parking garage when CP-ZERO fired a missile at the car before continuing its pursuit.
"Was fighting a vampire in that match not dangerous enough for you tonight?" Sheri asked sarcastically, ducking behind another section full of cars with Deadblood.
"Hey, I had to at least give it a try!" he responded, peering over the edge of the car they were behind to see where CP-ZERO was.
CP-ZERO got close to the cars and that was when Deadblood got a new idea. Again pointing, this time towards a nearby pillar, Sheri nodded and crawled towards it, remaining unseen as she hid behind it, not knowing what exactly Deadblood had in mind. She quickly found out though. Desert Eagle in hand, Deadblood suddenly stood up from behind the cars, shooting in CP-ZERO's direction as he ran away from Sheri's hiding spot!!! The bullets again did nothing to harm CP-ZERO, but that wasn't his intention. CP-ZERO moved closer, in between the cars, and fired a missile at Deadblood!!!!! The missile missed him, crashing into a wall instead, leaving a hole in it!!!!!!
Continuing to run, continuing to fire his Desert Eagle, CP-ZERO sent a stream of bullets at Deadblood in return before firing another missile, but this time, the missile struck a pillar in the middle of the section of parked cars!!!!! And as Deadblood had hoped, the explosion was enough to cause a bit of a chain reaction, several of the nearby cars exploding from the fireball caused by the missile!!!!!!! Deadblood kept running, able to feel the heat from the explosions, risking a glance back to see that CP-ZERO had disappeared within the giant fireball that was forming from the still exploding cars!!!!!!!!!!! Then there was a rumble, like an earthquake, as the floor gave way in the area of the explosion, the cars and CP-ZERO collapsing down onto the first floor of the parking garage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At that, Deadblood finally stopped running, catching his breath as Sheri came out from her hiding spot, slowly approaching the edge of the new giant hole in the floor of the parking garage, peering down at the fiery wreckage. Deadblood walked back over towards her, reloading the Desert Eagle as he moved, peering over the edge too. Smoke poured up out of the hole, CP-ZERO not visible in the pile of the broken concrete and twisted car frames. Deadblood was pretty sure it hadn't managed to get away from the explosion though. The fact that it wasn't coming after them again made him feel that his plan had worked.
"Holy fucking shit, Deadblood," Sheri said, still staring down, astonished. "I think you actually managed to destroy it."
"I hope so," Deadblood replied. "I don't feel like dodging more of those fucking missiles."
Seconds later though, one of CP-ZERO's arms suddenly shot out from the rubble and it pulled itself up, chunks of concrete scattering as it rose up, not buried nearly as deep in the rubble as they'd hoped!!!!! It wasn't completely undamaged though. More dents were in its armor and there were some scratches in the metal. Quickly, Deadblood and Sheri backed away from the edge of the hole, looking at each other, knowing that they needed to come up with a new plan and soon.
