Posted at 10:05 pm on Jul 13, 2014 by:
Deadblood (Absolute & Mortal Champion)
I was busy pushing bodies around as you well know and what would a note say, Dan? "Cat dead, details later"?
The masked man's voice carried across the store, where Deadblood and Sheri already were, away from the flames and away from both of their attackers. Of course, they were far from being out of danger, but the masked man and CP-ZERO being distracted with each other, too distracted to focus on Deadblood and Sheri, was relieving, even though they both knew that break from their attackers wouldn't last forever.
"I'm not sure if I should be glad to see that fucking robot or not!" Sheri said, ducking down with Deadblood behind a sofa in the furniture section.
"If we're lucky," Deadblood started, "one of them will manage to off the other and then hopefully, the remaining one will be too weak to fight back against us."
"One is covered in an armor that's difficult to even dent, let alone actually penetrate. The other is able to seemingly heal from any wound he receives," she responded. "Even if one of them actually does manage to off the other, I highly doubt that we'll be able to easily finish off the remaining one."
Shrugging, he then said, "Someone is feeling pretty pessimistic tonight. I'd hoped me defeating Kizmat would raise your overall hopes at least a little."
"Yeah, well, I'd say our two friends have managed to diminish any hopes I had as far as any future victories with you go," she replied.
"This battle isn't over yet," he said. "Maybe these two are proving to be a bit more of a challenge than Kizmat was, but I still believe in Team Invisible Force!"
"What?" Sheri asked, raising an eyebrow at Deadblood's sudden announcement of their team name.
"Nothing," Deadblood quickly answered, peeking over the top edge of the sofa afterward, effectively ending that brief conversation.
From his position behind the sofa, Deadblood was able to clearly see almost every move the masked man and CP-ZERO made. The masked man dove behind shelving as CP-ZERO fired another round of bullets, the heavy caliber rounds tearing through the products and shelving!!!!! The masked man was smart enough to duck down though, narrowly avoiding actually being struck by more of the bullets!
"Is that the best you've got, fuck face?!" the masked man shouted at CP-ZERO. "It's going to take a lot more than a fancy gun arm to kill me!"
In response, CP-ZERO fired a missile at the shelves, exploding the shelving and the DVDs and Blu-rays siting upon those particular shelves!!!!!!! As the debris cleared, the masked man stood back up, staring at CP-ZERO, ready for anything else it might shoot his way.
Looking down at what was left of the shelves and movies for a moment, the masked man then looked back up and asked, "Now you're launching rockets at me, bitch? What's next? Going to pull out a fucking chainsaw to chase me with?"
There was no chainsaw, but CP-ZERO did proceed to fire another missile in the masked man's direction, but this time, he managed to catch it in his hands, the force of the missile forcing him to bend backwards slightly, the propellant still active, but it remained undetonated!!!!!!!!!!!! Before CP-ZERO could launch anymore bullets or missiles the masked man's way, he then turned the missile completely around and released it, sending it right back to CP-ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still behind the sofa, now peeking over the top edge herself, Sheri proceeded to say, "My money's on this masked man. I've never seen anyone do anything like that!"
Looking over at Sheri, Deadblood responded with, "You almost sound like you're becoming fond of him. Don't forget the fact that he was trying to kill us up until now."
"Don't get jealous," she retorted. "I know he seems to be a lot more powerful than you, but don't worry, I know where I stand with him and with you."
Deadblood rolled his eyes, going back to watching the fight between the masked man and CP-ZERO, ready to move if the two got any closer to the sofa.
The explosion knocked CP-ZERO to the floor of the store and the masked man watched eagerly to see if that was enough to keep this new threat down!!!!!!!!! But seconds later, CP-ZERO climbed back to its feet, a new, small dent in its armor and seemingly no other damage!!!!!!
"Impressive," Gojinn said, "but the real question is, once I snap you the fuck half, will you be able to pull yourself back together like I can? I highly doubt it, you pile of fucking scrap!"
Another stream of bullets from the weapon attached to CP-ZERO's wrist sent the masked man running again, the rounds tearing up more shelving, products, and tile floor behind him as he moved!!!!!!!!! As the masked man got further away, CP-ZERO then launched another missile!!!!!! The masked man jumped onto the top of a shelf and off into the next aisle, the missile completely missing him and instead heading right for the sofa that Deadblood and Sheri were hidden behind!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FUCK! MOVE! NOW!" Deadblood shouted, diving away from one side of the sofa.
Sheri didn't argue or need to hear Deadblood say anything else. She saw the missile headed for their hiding spot just as clearly as he did and dove in the opposite direction, the sofa exploding a second later, clumps of fiery sofa stuffing floating down all around them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From their positions on the floor, Deadblood and Sheri looked at each other and then at what little was left of the sofa. The burning remains of the sofa. And then, finally, at CP-ZERO as it slowly made its way towards them, heavy footsteps clanging against the floor.
"Now you see why I'm pessimistic," Sheri said. "All of those bullets and missiles and neither one of them is even weakened!"
"You make a good point," Deadblood replied, "but as I said, this battle isn't over yet!"
"Let me guess: you have another grand idea on how to get us out of this!" she responded sarcastically. Then, she added, "I can't wait to hear this one!"
'Hey, who's now both the Absolute Undisputed champion and the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling champion?" he asked. "I admit, my methods don't always go so smoothly, but come on, give me at least some credit!"
"You might have two shiny belts now," she said in return, "but don't forget that I'm part of the reason why that vampire didn't run off with both of them instead tonight!"
Before Deadblood could respond to that, the masked man suddenly appeared out of the darkness behind them and said, "There you two fucking are! Thought you'd leave me to deal with that fucking robot myself, didn't you? You were never very good at dealing with challenges when it really comes down to it, Deadbitch!"
"FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!" Deadblood shouted in reply as he suddenly jumped to his feet.
Drawing his katana, he then charged at the masked man, swinging his katana hard at him several times!!!!!! The masked man managed to block each swing with his own, stepping backwards as Deadblood kept up his swings, Sheri watching on for a moment before looking over to see CP-ZERO raising its arm again, the gun attached to its wrist whirring to life again!!!!!!!!!
"Deadblood, get the fuck out of there!" she shouted, causing both men to look to find out what she meant, just in time to see CP-ZERO launch another one of its missiles in their direction!
"OH..."
"... SHIT!"
The masked man planted both feet on Deadblood's chest to propel himself up and over a shelf and into the next aisle, out of harm's way for the time being!!! As a result, Deadblood was knocked backwards and avoided the explosion of missile himself as it sent pieces of broken tile flying through the air!!!!!!!!! He wasn't sure if getting him out of the path of the missile had been intentional on the masked man's part or not.
Quickly moving towards Deadblood, Sheri said, "Get your ass up, Champ!"
Sheri then kept moving, not wanting to give CP-ZERO a chance to launch any bullets or missiles at her while she stood there waiting on Deadblood. He was quick to get back up though, following close behind her as CP-ZERO reached where they'd been just moments before, firing even more bullets in the direction they'd run off in!!!
