CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 1:19 am on Apr 5, 2011 by: CreatureWrestling

Monday Night MAD!

After the CreatureWrestling and NSA Network logos appears and then disappears- an explosion of red molten plasma expands outward in all directions..... a collage of all of the CW MegasStars appears. First, starting with Charon of Death sizing up her opponents and then after a series of spinning kicks she lands on the mat and reaches to the back- pulls out dual nailguns and shoots it at the screen! As the nails penetrate the screen- it then shatters!!! All was black.... and dark.... then you hear a sound in the distance... a gray and ominous mist flows in from the upper right, left; bottom right, left and then suddenly- the face of the Unholy One and most certainly only materializes.

The camera pans around the ring in a dynamic and energetic panorama.... then, FIRE EXPLODES FROM THE RING CORNERS!! The evil and vile Mortismere hovers out from a huge gashing smoking hole in the middle of the ring- Charon is seen running towards Mortismere with her nail guns unsheathed but from out of nowhere- Kizmat comes off from the side with a vicious boot derailing her! Kizmat bends down to pick her up by the neck- but the lights flicker on and off as a new comer- Dylan George enters the fray. Dylan immediately leaps over the rope and at the same time smashes into Kizmat with a drop kick! Charon is let go but she returns with a drop kick of her own sending Dylan twirling downward to the mat with authority- suddenly, fire explodes from the four ring corners and Drkside swoops from the sky with his large demonic wings. The moment he touches the canvas he tranforms into a humanoid being but Darkspade answers his presence with a SICKENING TWIRLING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHHHIIICCCRUSSHHERRRR!! As every single CreatureWrestler was attacking tooth to nail- Stewie Xtreme runs and slides into the ring... he is pummeling all of the wrestlers but then- Mortismere catches him by the neck and hoists him up and into the air to only drive him down hard to the mat!! the moment that happens, graphics spark from the impact and lines converge to form the logo of MAD!!!