Posted at 5:44 am on Apr 5, 2011 by:
HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN
bRADon GIT UR ASS OUT HER!
THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAYED FOR BY....
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you from West Hollywood California, Mr. CreatureWrestling, Hollywood HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAN!!
Suddenly, and shockingly, Cevin Dash and Scotty Halls exit from the backstage sporting the NFO black and white T-shirts!!! They looked at the fans and then pointed their hands over their shoulders and fell off balance.... after several refs came out to help their drunkin asses to stand up.... HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN EXITS THROUGH THE STAGE! An on-screen graphic showed his name, along with the B4Pro logo..... Hoogan meet up with is crew and they attempted to crouch chop but they hurt their backs and limped down the aisle as pyros flashed off in the background... Hoogan took off his sunglasses and he looked like he has been up for several days without any sleep and intoxicated!!! Scotty pointed Hoogan to the ring, and not BACK up the steps to the backstage from where they came out from O.o;
After awhile the fans stopped cheering and a resounding snore befallen the entire arena...
Eventually as Hoogan FINALLY made his way into the ring, Hoogan, Scotty and Cevin Dash stood proudly as their NFO leader takes the mic.....
Hollywood Hoogan: WHAT CHA GOING TO DO WHEN THE BIG BAD BOOGIE MAN COMES AFTER YOU!!!
Scotty Halls: Awwhh!!! there's a boogie man!???!!
Scotty screamed like a girl and rolled out of the ring and screamed his way up the rampway and into the back.... Hollywood and Cevin just stood there with their mouths wide open...
Hollywood Hoogan: ANYWAY JABRONIS... THIS RIGHT BE THE PLACE TO KEEK SOME PHAT ASS AND I DON'T MEAN MAH EX-WIFE'S ASS.. THOUGH MAN THAT MAKES MEH HORNY THINKING BOUTS IT SO I TELL YA WUT, BRAND-X I ACCEPT UR LITTLE CHALLENGE SO GIT UR ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW AND RIGHT NOW HERE!
Throughout the entire time, Hoogan was talking to a banana! and staring in the wrong direction!!!
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=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 1:17:41 AM on 04/05/2011
