CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 7:13 pm on Apr 11, 2011 by: Alexander Arcane

Out with the OLD in with the NEW!

There was a contest going on with who could smile the longest between Alex and Richard the whole entire time, it got soooo sickening seeing their whites of their teeth that you felt like taking a ball and throw it at the teeth like a carnival game. Suddenly it seemed that Alex was itching to say something- he grabs the mic from Charon!

Alexander Arcane: Hahahaa! yeah I used to have a mangy old dog when I was a kid. This mutt was always causing a ruckus... getting mud in the mansion and omg it's farts where told in legends I swear. This was one of those animals that you knew had it coming. It would always tear up our expensive full-grain leather imported furniture... and when I was a kid- this dumb mutt didn't even flinch when I struck it's dumb ass with my gold plated bottle. I believe daddy kept the mutt because he felt sorry for it- that's how I felt with Darkspade. Finally it was time to put this mutt down when daddy got new money - it was best replacing the old with the new. When I saw how Charon disposed this world of that train wreck I realized that then and there that Charon was the representation of what an Absolute Undisputed Champion is allllll about. That there is NO ROOM for has-beens and wantabes in this organizations. ONLY the cream of the crop get to stand with true legends and ladies and gentlemen... [starts clapping].... it is with the utmost pleasure to present to you YOUR champion.... Charon Death!!! Congratulations you most certainly deserved this!!!

Richard picked up the custom made belt in her likeness... Charon raised her hands ceremonially and enjoyed every single minute of it when Richard placed the belt across her waist!! At this time, fans where practically pouring from the barricades... but security officers now made a perimeter between the ring and the fans!!! Charon had one last thing to say when she grabbed the mic back....