Posted at 8:25 pm on Jul 10, 2011 by:
Reverend Jones
Proposition....
A light bulb went off inside of Reverend's head after Charon finally calmed herself from bursting out laughing again.....
Reverend Jones: Not sorry to interrupt here but there is still the matter of the Absolute Undisputed Championship.
Mortious was too busy eyeballing Charon, expecting for her to check out his new bod as if saying, "it's everything you wanted and more.... come and git it." And Charon was hysterical as is..... Alexander in the meanwhile, turned his head and listened to what Reverend had to say... after all, CreatureWrestling ticket sales skyrocket every time the Absolute Undisputed Championship of this sport is put on the line!
Reverend Jones: I am not heartless Charon. And to prove that I am a man of God, I will give you your chance to win back the title that was taken from you.... in a Battle Royale here on MAD!
Jim Ross: Ohhhhh WOAH!!!! That is HUGE!!
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: That's a first for Monday Night MAD!...
Reverend Jones: The singular Creature who walks out of the Battle Royale will be declared the NEW Absolute Champion... what do you say Alex. Sound good?
Alexander first surveyed the roaring ovation coming from the fans-- it didn't take too long and he agreed wholeheartedly but then he quickly realized the condition Charon was in....
Alexander Arcane: Wait... hold on, tonight? [Reverend even said up next!] That's not fair to Charon, Jones....
The Reverend smiled....
Reverend Jones: She has no choice.... it's the will of God.
