Gunther saw Branden darting towards him wondering if he was HAWT for the G-Man but after Branden daggers into his flimsy chest- Gunther was inclined to wonder if Branden was trying to grab something else!!!
With a sly smile and a puckering of his red savoring and awaiting slippery when wet glossy lips- Gunther landed a big ole kissy poo on Branden's cheek!!! (and I am not saying his face....)
Bobby Bodacious' eyes popped out of his head and he leaped on top of the apron with a chair in hand- since this was an infiltrate match- anything is legal!- Branden snatched the chair and as Gunther turned over for another smack on the "cheek" - BRANDEN CELEBRATES THE LOVE WITH A SMACK ACROSS BRANDEN'S PEA SHAPED MULLET HEAD!!!!
The fans were in awe as they saw Gunther's mullet fly off of his bald head and then land on top of Blade's head on the outside of the ring!
Gunther was disorientated and then Branden, using the ropes- catches Gunther with a spinning picture perfect neckbreaker!!! Once again showing us how SuperSonic Branden can be!!!
Branden easily locks Gunther for the pin....
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Suddenly, a Sunshine gurl leaps the barricade and reached in to grab the ref by the ankle and SHE BITCH SLAPS HIM COLD!!! The Gambler runs around the corner and then chases the Sunshine gurl up the ramp way and to the backstage.... then suddenly, in the ring... Branden turns around to only get caught up in a Tutti Frutti Summer Slam!!!
Instead of covering, Gunther poses for the camera with his bald head glistening from the stage lights and puckers his lips while flexing his spaghetti arms....
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: Hmmm... is it just me but does Gunther look like Bruce Willis without his wig?
"Oooooooooooohh... my DING DING DONG!!"
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=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 4:31:31 AM on 07/07/2011
