Posted at 4:26 am on Feb 21, 2007 by:
Kevin McKain
The CW Is In Trouble!!
Here ¢ome$ The Moneeeey
Money pours from the ceiling of the arena!!! Fans began reaching for it, as green lights sway all around. It’s incredible, tha atmosphere, as pyro blows up off the tron, leaving a green pentagram, with a “$” at the center of it!!! The fans go wild, and Kevin McKain steps out on stage, grinning. He tosses handfuls of money from his pockets at the fans as he slowly steps down the ramp, laughing at them. They begin checking the money, and suddenly realize….
It’s fake.
He just grins, and hops into the ring, taunting the fans with a long strut around the ring. He takes his time to eat up the reaction from the fans, before finally reaching for a microphone from the lovely Lillian.
Ladies and gentlemen allow me to welcome you all, to the CW’s CREATUREMANIA SIX!!!!
It is gonna to be one explosive night here at CreatureMania, my god!!!
But allow me to take a moment, and speak to you all bluntly.
At ECF Karange- I invited anyone in CW to take a shot at the IC Title. After several minutes, only two men had voiced their opinions. Chaos and Speed Freak. I invited Pimp down to enforce the match- because after all, I STRIPPED him of the title!! Ahahahahahahaa…
The reaction isn’t good from the fans.
So all of the sudden, Deathstrike invited himself in. So…being the gracious DP I am, I allowed him to enter and beat the hell out of them. Unfortunately, what none of you realized, is that I said I was opening the match to ANYONE in CW!!! That meant ANYONE!!!!!
I took out Pimp, but he was a crappy enforcer anyway. I entered the match myself, and I won!!!! That Intercontinental Title is MY belt!! I’m rightfully the champion god damnit!!! Richard Arcane, like the power-crazy tyrant he is, STRIPPED ME OF MY TITLE! I WON!!
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
NONONO! YOU SUCK!!! For months, I’ve watched things happen!! Pimp run around and do what he wants!!! Richard stripped my belt!! I GOT SCREWED!!! DX GAVE THE BELT UP BEWTWEEN THEMSELVES!! THE UNHOLY MINISTRY IS PRACTICALLY……but not quite…GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER!!!!
ALL THIS HAPPENS AND THAT BASTARD SAYS NOTHING!! I win a belt, and I’M STRIPPED?!??!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE CW!!?!??!
