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Posted at 12:39 am on Mar 29, 2007 by: ralph? I thunk..

Vomit is Jager's favorito kiss flavor

Asstun: WART THE FURK! THAT MEUR WIFE YOoooUOOooUR DICKMAry-Ju-anna.

*Jager pushes bebra outts the way, but a little to hard making her fall over and land on the ropes, snapping them and making her tumbling to derrr outside.*

Jager: Wurps...sorry bout dat derr thang.

Bebra: *on the floor unable to get up* TEE HEE! Thats ok!

Asstun: ILL KILL YER!

*asstun launches himself at Jager and slams thart thur emptie beuurr bottle over jiggy with its head.*

Jager: WHAZZLEWHO? YOU SORN URV UN PENGUINOSCAPY!

*ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Asstun: BEUR!

Jager: BEUR!

Bebra: PUPPIES!

King: MY EYES!!!!

*thart 45 minute buzzkiller goes off and surny drup stick oosenstein and Joogerlooger sturt guzzling dat derr BEURRRRR! They gert all cruzy and drank dat beur and theyre derrrr eyers strt rolling er back from all derr beur.*

*ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

*they both drop der kurgs...kimpins...kegs....as jager vomits, causing asstun 2 vomit, causing goldyke 2 vomit CAUSING EVERYONE IN DER CROWD to VOMIT(not bc of the vomit, bc of goldyke moving*

It's Time... It's Time... It's JAGER TIME !

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