every1onebodiewho vumits........

Stuned druk'n: u BAStardas i amm am agunna kickkill ya!! u son-va-bish!!! but wats I waz syings?!


suddenalah jager hitz hiz belleh welleh and cumes on aftera asstun. Buts asstun passes out momontaritilitaly.......... whule barf'n up sume BBbbBEEEEEEEEURRR!!!!!! jagers insteads slamps agunst the rupe and then falls on backwurds flapp'ns hiz arms back and furth!! Asstun then looks on up and sees the gigantuan Jaggers fall'n duwn ons hims.

I a am drunk: FOR THE LUV OF GAWD GITS A FOOK AWY FRUM MI U BISH BERRRU SUV OF A ERRRRRBBACCLLL


and thens gest liukes that one, jggaers FALLS Rwigh on Asstun WUTH ALLL ALL ERRR WIGH AND SYHT! aSSStuns is cryings for his WUFFFFFFFFFEE!!! ands a jaggewrs ca'n gets in up cuz he's a fatts gots cauhts behinds his own assssssfat



bebrans spanks her creamy puff golden pimped up cacaball ass and thens come son ints with a keggers!!! thens suddenlenhs the bell ringing thang bellls right off err.. orhh SUVNAVA b istch!!! aBebra looks ats Assstuns and thens ats Jaggers!!

*SPANK AND A SLAP*

Bebra: TEEEE HEEEE HEE!!!! Why you two goys are in a jam....












::Asstun cries outs to hiz wufe::
Asstun: c' monss ab babbyeh!!! give thar beuuuuuuuuuuuur and wes can go scruw lik too monkehs in thar drunk';en and a span'kies.... I'LL EVNS LETSS YA ROLLS ME UPS UDERNEITH UR LEGPITS BABBBEYEH!!! C'MONS LUV1!!1



::Bebra covers her chinny chin chin chin chin chin chin chin after chins of chins chinny chin chins and then spanks her WIDE LOOOOOOOADDDDDDD ASSSSSS covered in whip cream::





Jagger: Beeebraa.... dues wurps I a am may knot WHAZZLESAY? OH YEA YOU THAR THE SUDS IN MI BEEEUUURDD ANDS I AM UR LIPS!!! DUNCA LISTEN TOS THIS PENGUINASSTUN!!! WE CANS BES FUREVERS!!!!!!!!!!!







Bebra: wells thers only ONE way I'll choose who be IN

MY GREEN PUMPK'N PATCH!!

....



Bebra lets on loose her PUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!11111!!!!!1


SPANK THIS!!






















The ENTIRE FOOKIN! arena vomits and you see waves of fans running for their lives at THE GOLDEN BOND BONDS!!!!!!!! HER PUPPEHS BOUNCED ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER THE PLACE AND ON BODY PARTS YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW A WOMAN HAVE!!!!!





Asstun thens suddelah barfed hiz beeuurr and whiles jaggers gulped his tongue!!!! thens you saw Asstun and Jagger's willys... also known as a winkerS.... BLOW UPS LIKES THE PIMPLES POP'N ACROSS BEBRA'S ASS CHEECKS!!!!!









Bebra: OH MY!!! OHH MYYYY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAR SSSHHHHEEEE EBLLOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWSSS!!!!!!!!!!!....







JR: OH!!!

King: MY!

Asstun: BEEUURRR!!

Jagger: PENGUIONS!!!!!!!

Bebra: TEE HEEE!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone




Bebra slips the tube of that thar keggers into Jaggers mouth along with HER TONGUE!!!! The countdown stooped!! !

oh gaw gawd!!! IT'S FUINAALY OVER!!!!!!

Howard Finkel: ACK!11.. your winner.....and new CW Drunk Champion... JAGGER!!!!




JAgger: Be-----BEBBRAA!!! UR MI GULDEN CHOOLATEFUGE IN MEY FUGGERS!!!! I LUVVESS SSSSSSSS UUUUUUSSS!!!!1111



Asstun: U SUNVA BISH THATS THAR WUFE111 AND MI TTTTTIATLE!!!
........Asstun was pisised the ehlls off it wasn't over just yets!!! Asstun gits up and swungs his fist at jagger...