Itz a wild rwide wuth tooo drunk'ins!!! Asstun hopped ontup of on Jaggers wuth a blanky sture on hiz hace, nots nowings wtf todo, Asstun kicks hiz feats backs & furth ins thes wund whiles Jagger stubles aruund aimlesslesslylesslike wadding hiz hams backs & furth tryings ta gits ta Asstun! Suddenleh, Jagger squatz and leta goes off a FURT!!!!



Asstun SHOOTS off ofs Jagger's backs and on ta groundbeef.. imeans ground. In ta trail off gas waz a loveleh wainbow of milka SWWEEETZ broowns and lume....







Asstun: Tat's A PWEETY WAINBOW WWUUERSS TA POT???







[Infront of Asstin a dark brown leprechaun appears!!!]









Thundercunt "the Drunken Leprechaun": OOHHH!! WHATS THIS HERE LADDY? You summons mi here for mi pot of BEUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR???








Stuned Drunk: AAACccckk!! you HAVE BEEUUURR?? GIVE MEH THEM THAT THAR BEURRRR!!




Thundercunt "the Drunken Leprechaun": Wooaah.. can't bloody well just DEMANDS mi smoothie pint of booze... ya got to answer mi 3 riddles and then rub my belleh counting how many times you barfed this morning.




da beurr gruw in SIZE in voloome aftur vollumne...

I am drunk ASSTUN: !?!!? I am SEEING here you been hidings A SHOE WORTH OF BEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRR!!!!!! I WUNT THAT THAR BEEUURRR RIGGGGGGGGGHTTT NOWS! C'MON HERE U SLIPPERY TURD




Asstun jumpz ups and swungs hiz arms lika a a a a... GOODDAMMNIT LETME TELL THIZ STORI!!!! DAMMIT.... IAM MURE SOOBER THAN YOU ARE MISTER RIGHTER!!! okay... ITZ GOES LIKES THIS... LIKA STUNED DRUNKARD because he's stuned drunk! The Leprechaun screems lika a gurly gurl and Asstin runs awounds in a curcle aftera the lil feller! To ya guys, ya gest sees Asstun runnings a wound the rung wuth Jagger trings ta snatch Asstun in ta cunter!!! Thiz went on for a several hours minutes untills







ASSTUN LEEPS AND SNATCHEZ TA LEPRACUNT




Stuned Drunk: AWWwhhhaa aaa.... i gots yua nnow... you dirty lil bastage!!! give meh mI BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURRRRRR!!!!!!


::Asstin looks ups ats Jager's humongous THIGH LEGS... & iz pluncked up... ::

Jagger: what yooo yoooo youuuuuuu doings down by thar?! I amm ggunnnaaa kurk your asss ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....









SPANK ME!







King: Oh...

JR: My....

Tazz: FOOK'n!!!

MC: GAAWDDDDDD!!!

Jagger: OH SMEXY LADDDDYY!!!!

Stoned Drunk: GIT AWAY FRUM MI WIFEEEEEEEEEE!!





Tat beeeeeeeeeautifull BOD of Bebra's pop outs... thens she flapps back and forth making her ways down the stage thung! shes waz of course wearing the TIGHTEST... and THINEST dressy tat cuntoured everi single and I meen EVERY FOOKING LAYAR of goldun fatt!!!! Bebra 'TEE HEE'd' and wunt awound ta 1 of ta kegs... shes takes ta tube & lickz ta tip LOOKING wight at a slobber'n Jagger!!!


Jagger: HAWT DAMN if only penguins could fly!!!!


Asstun: YA FOOKER!!!!!



Asstun atemptad ta hitz Jagger buts fells ons his rumpy.. suddenleh ta cuntdown (~,^) started agun!! iz's TUME for SOMMMEMEEE MOOOORREEEEEEEE BEEEURRRRR GOODDAAMMMMNNIITSSS ITZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!







Jagger and Asstun rulleded out of da rung & each tuok a keg fur wround numbera twooa. Asstun and Jager luoked at eachs othera az ta sexconds clucked by to 0 each nots leeetings ins! suckling up beeeur till their eyez waz cryings

BEEEEEEEEEEEURRRR..

when ta cuntdowns stupped Goldy decides ta play with her 'tube' and swayed Jagger to tastes sume of her 'fillings.' Not wast'n any tume, Jagger goez overa ta Bebra... Asstun seez tis and runz overa to hiz wufe!! Bebra turnz wround and SLAPS Asstun across the face!!!


King: Bebra slapped her hubby!!!!










Confuzled Asstun turnz awround ina small sumi circles and Bebra slappez Asstun acrozz ta face agains!! Jagger moveds Bebra asssides and slapps a beur hug around Asstuns! Jagger manages ta pluw Asstun downs ta ta flour wuth hiz huge weight sendings ta kegs to fall on ta sides and maki'n a puddle of beur!!! Bebra waz coverings her FACE in cum...err shock seeings hers hubby outa of colds.... buts thens Jaggers gits back ups and he a tooks Bebra by ta necks....

JAGGER SLIPS OUT HIS TONGUE AND PLANTS ONE RIGHT INSIDE HER MOUTH!!! The fans huld on to theirs noose seeings potatos salad and dead turkay skins slipz from huer lipps

Jagger: Weelll I've tasted some myghty finde BEEUUUUUUUUUUURRR in mi days buts you goldun sweeeets lips are bwetter than 3000% prrroofff beeurrrrrrr!!!!











Bebra: Ohhhhh TEEE HEEEE HEEE thats the nicest thing anyone said to me!!