*stoned drrrunk flops off that thur keg and waddles over to jager.*
Jager: WHAAAAT ARRRRE yooooeeerrooour LERKIN AT?!?!?!
Stoned Drunk: I lookin at yer fat ass, fat...bitchbeer.
Jager: DERR! I GORNA STRUNGLE YOU, YA PENGUIN! *jageerrr rapes...wraps, his her hands arnd asstonoweights throat. Butt asstey sturts kicking jibblets in the stomach, hard.*
45 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THE SCREENS FADES OUT AS AN ADVERTISMENT COMES ON*

ANNOUNCER: This match brough to u by.... BEER !
*THE SCREEN FADES AGAIN AS THE MATCH IS RESUMED*
Asstin and Jager: WHEREES ME BEUUUUR!!!?!?!?!?!?
*Both asstin and Jager grab der kegs and start chugging away like drunks, which they are. Jager puts his keg down, vomits, and starts drinking again, all in 2 seconds.*
Stoned Drunk: HARR! HARR! YOU MADE STINKY PUDDLE JUICE!
*stoned drunk starts downing derr keg like a mad man. The crrrowd goes wild as stoned drunk starts puttin up der middle finger and drinking, AT DER SAME TIME!*
Jager: SHOES!!!
Jr: shoes?
King: shoes?
MC: shoes?
Tazz: SHOES?
Asstun: SHITS?!?!?
*beeeeeeeeeep*
*the two drrrunks, put der kegs down on der flooor. They made it through round one. Thry both sit there, aimlessly, staring into space....when...*
Jager: YOOOOOUR MOMMA!!!!!
Asstun: ILL KILL YOU! WHERES MA BEUR????
*Asstun jumps on top of Jager, as the drunken brawl continues.*
It's Time... It's Time... It's JAGER TIME !