*stoned drrrunk flops off that thur keg and waddles over to jager.*

Jager: WHAAAAT ARRRRE yooooeeerrooour LERKIN AT?!?!?!

Stoned Drunk: I lookin at yer fat ass, fat...bitchbeer.

Jager: DERR! I GORNA STRUNGLE YOU, YA PENGUIN! *jageerrr rapes...wraps, his her hands arnd asstonoweights throat. Butt asstey sturts kicking jibblets in the stomach, hard.*


45 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THE SCREENS FADES OUT AS AN ADVERTISMENT COMES ON*


ANNOUNCER: This match brough to u by.... BEER !

*THE SCREEN FADES AGAIN AS THE MATCH IS RESUMED*


Asstin and Jager: WHEREES ME BEUUUUR!!!?!?!?!?!?

*Both asstin and Jager grab der kegs and start chugging away like drunks, which they are. Jager puts his keg down, vomits, and starts drinking again, all in 2 seconds.*

Stoned Drunk: HARR! HARR! YOU MADE STINKY PUDDLE JUICE!

*stoned drunk starts downing derr keg like a mad man. The crrrowd goes wild as stoned drunk starts puttin up der middle finger and drinking, AT DER SAME TIME!*

Jager: SHOES!!!

Jr: shoes?

King: shoes?

MC: shoes?

Tazz: SHOES?

Asstun: SHITS?!?!?

*beeeeeeeeeep*

*the two drrrunks, put der kegs down on der flooor. They made it through round one. Thry both sit there, aimlessly, staring into space....when...*

Jager: YOOOOOUR MOMMA!!!!!

Asstun: ILL KILL YOU! WHERES MA BEUR????

*Asstun jumps on top of Jager, as the drunken brawl continues.*