???: Hello Gojinn. We told you not to come. Why didn’t you believe us? WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE US? But we digress…..despite our ramblings we are very happy that you showed. You say that you are the real Gojinn? We are the real Gojinn! We are you! We are the real you! WE ARE…..



*Suddenly the house doors blew open as Gojinn’s eyes almost popped out of his head. He was shocked, confused and disgusted. He saw a stampede…dozens of assorted dumbasses heading toward the king. Each there own Gojinn! Pimpojinn, Slowjinn, Gogo the Gimp, Solomon Gojinn, Montgomerojinn, Soccermojinn, Widdle Gojy, and more…*

Pimpojinn: Listen playa! Lez make dis quick because I got me some bizness to conduce. Ya hear?

Soccermojinn: AND I GAWTA DRIVE MY KIDS TO THE SAWKER GAME, AND BAN RESIDENT EVIL 5 BECAAAAUSE ITS RACIST!

Gogo the gimp: *muffled* mmm…rmm…mm rmm mmm mm!

Goejam: You said it Gimpy!

Montogomerojinn: Dinnets? WE GOT IT!

Slowjinn: I dun get anything *hiccup*

Widdle Gojy: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*Gojinn was clenching his fist. Burning rage flowing through his veins, it was killing time. He was just about to strike when…*

Lord Zeddojinn: GOGOJINN POWER RANGERS? I HATE THEM!

*Zeddojinn shot a lightning bolt at Gojinn with his staff, knocking the king into the wall, and on to the floor.*

Pimpojinn: Pimps up! Hoes down!

*The Legion laughs*

Solomon Gojinn: SOLOMON GOJINN WANT LAUGHS TOO!

Uwe Bojinn: Hmm…haunted house? I could do a house of the Gojinn movie here. ACTION!

*The legion charges Gojinn, a march of lunacy! Gogo punches down The gimp, but gets pimp slapped by Pimpojinn! Then he Reading raingo opens a jar of buttlerflies onto Gojinn’s face, blocking his vision. Gojinn spins around, knocking Afrojinn to the floor, then proceeds to stomping the hell out of Goejam.*

Reading Raingo: Take a look…ITS IN A BOOK!

*Gojinn got smacked in the face with a textbook by Reading Raingo, knocking the king into the dining hall, where Indiana Gones runs in after him. Gojinn picks up a butcher knife and sticks it right into Gone’s skull. Gojinn then chops off ProFootballjinn’s arm, when he gets caught in the Vulcan grip by Spockjinn.*

Pimpojinn: Blow me Gojinn!


The Legion of Gojinn…has struck….