*Gojinn was staring down the members of the legion, wanted all of these bafoons dead and buried….or just dead.*

Pimpojinn: What is this shit? Fucking ruinin my bizness, MY BIZNESS! Bust a cap in his ass Gogo fett!

*Suddenly Gogo Fett burst through a window in his jetpack and started rapidly firing lasers at the king. One stung Gojinn’s foot as he hopped out of the way and through a door. Before Gojinn could even turn around he got bulldozed by Solomon Gojinn! As Gojinn was on the floor, Solomon Gojinn proceeded in trying to…to….RIP OFF GOJINN’S PANTS!*

Solomon Gojinn: SOLOMON GOJINN WANT PANTS TOO!

Gojinn: What the fuck are you doing?!?

*Suddenly some sorta Wigger jumped into the room*

Brojinn: BRO RAPE!!!!!!!!

Gojinn: Oh fuck, no. I’m sick of this!

*Gojinn Kicked Solomon Gojinn off his pants and onto the floor. The king rose to his feet as Brojinn started swinging his gold chains at him. Gojinn then punched Brojinn so hard it snapped the wiggers jaw! Just then a shotgun bullet just missed Gojinn’s skull…it was Terminojinn! The king Charges at Terminojinn dodging some shots then dropkicks Terminojinn through a wall. BUT THEN GOGOCOP SHOT GOJINN THROUGH THAT SAME EXACT WALL!*

Robocop: Your move Gogo!

*Gojinn notices hes in some kinda storage room as Gogocop starts firing his pistol at the king. Gojinn grabs an oil container and launches it at Gogocop. The cop shoots his pistol but it hits the oil container exploding it and him in the process. Gojinn then finds a Machete and runs back into the fray!*

Gojinn: YOU….ARE…ALL…..DEAD!

*Gojinn is confronted by a few legion members as he starts slashing like a madman down goes Gogoldfinger, down goes Draculojinn, down goes Lollipopojinn! But then…*

WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gojinn gets clobbered by a huge fist by Rocky Balbojinn! The machete flies through the air, and into some other room.*

Rocky Balbojinn: Welmm grmojinn whaz you tink you do nowa?

Gojinn: Umm…what?

Balbojinn: Welmm grmojinn whaz you tink you do nowa?!?!?

Gojinn:…I don’t know what you are saying!

Balbojinn: WELMN GRMOJINN WHZ YOU TINK YOU DO NOWA?!?!?!??

Gogo the Gimp: Mmrmm mmm mm rmm mrmm!

Balbojinn: Rye romnt row!

Gogo the gimp: Mmm rmm rmm!

Gojinn: ….

*Having ample time to recover Gojinn just kicks the two mumbling idiots in the balls and throws them through the wall. The king entered a big hall, but it was void of any members.*

Gojinn: Helooooo? Come out come out wherever you arrrre!

*After a few moments of silence, an engine is heard and then A MINIVAN BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL WITH THE HOMICIDAL SOCCERMOJINN IN IT!*

Soccermojinn: DIE YOU RACIST!!!!!!!!!