Posted at 3:26 am on Nov 10, 2007 by:
King Gojinn
Ending this catastrophe.
I’m going to fucking kill ALL OF YOU POSERS!!!!!!
Gojinn is on his knees from Spockjinn’s Vulcan grip. He’s desperately trying to find the only way to reverse out of the move, when he finds an opening no one had the brains to make on Star Trek. He flat out CRUSHES Spockjinn’s jewels up into his body!!!!
Going insane from the Silver Shamrock music blasting in the mansion from the gang of freaks, he begins an all out assault. Reading Raingo launches another book at Gojinn, only to have him duck it, and slam him against the wall!!! Gojinn grabs him by the hair, and throws him to the floor, right into the next room! Afrojinn gets back up, but Gojinn makes quick work of him, tossing him to the wall, then rushes him, hopping up, and kicking him in the chest, surfing him through the wall into the next room!!!!!!
Gojinn grabs Reading Raingo, whom desperately crawls to escape. The King has no thoughts of letting this happen, and launches him back first into the book shelf several feet away. Suddenly, Lord Zeddojinn appears in the doorway of the room, and slams his staff down, shrieking at Gojinn!!! A lightning bolt flies through the air, and strikes the chandelier, nearly crushing Goijinn, but the Suicidal Daredevil has caught it telekinetically!!! He turns, AND WITH A VILE SOUND, LAUNCHES IT, IMPALING LORD ZEDDOJINN THROUGH THE WALL ACROSS THE HALL.
Speaking of rhymes…
Reading Raingo has again tried to escape, and in his haste, has pissed off the King, who grabs him by the hair from behind, yanks him back AND CHOPS HIS DAMN CHEST SO HARD, HE SLAMS TO THE GROUND GASPING FOR AIR.
HAPPY READING BITCH!!!
HE GRABS THE SIDE OF THE BOOK SHELF, AND PULLS, WATCHING AS IT CRUSHED READING RAINGO AGAINST THE FLOOR.
As if the chaos hadn’t been enough, a Spanish speaking man flies into the room wearing all red, trying to take Gojinn’s head off with the nearby glass ashtray!! The thing whizzes by his face and smashes against the wall, leaving Gojinn with a stunned look on his face!!!!
WHATTHEFUCK?!?!?!
It was Rojojinn!!!
Rojojinn ran full speed at Gojinn, but he bounced off, being only 90 pounds, and four foot six. Laughing, Gojinn picked him up by the throat, and tossed him at the wall so hard, his body went through it, and exploded out the other side in the kitchen. Gojinn simply walked away, back into the hallway, where the freaks seemed to pile up more and more…
Alright…. Who else wants to die?!
