All of the combatants were battling for the coveted KOP prize... just as Amethyst had charged at Gojinn and slipped him around with multiple german suplexes, Amethyst stood up and heard an unusal moan from the speakers high around the arena. The speakers sounded off even against the glass dome for which the combatants were fighting in and then, the stobe lights flashed off with a familar song!!!


IT WAS GUNTHER!!!



Amethyst tilted his head in disbelief as Gunther is in a helicopter above the dome!!!! Suddenly the camera changes into a wide-screen format with black bars at the bottom and top. The frame rate even slowed down a bit to produce a strong camero effect! As the camera zoomed in on Gunther- the euro pop star was on top of the railing and had his white silk shirt half-way open and a fake fans to the sides made Gunther's long mullet flap as if he was he was pounded with air. Gunther had a microphone attached to his shirt and he started to freak'n sing!!!!! Then all of a sudden a swarm of sunshine girls pop out from the stands around the collesium-type arena and then dance with the fans!!! Gunther sang as the helicopter circled around the ring.....



Gunther: touch me...


then as the fans go nuts after Gunther's amazing appearance... a huge plateform emerges from the water near the gigantic glass dome! on top of this plateform was a gigantic sea shell and then it opened to reveil....

Samantha Fox

JR: Oh.. brother...


King: WOOT!! now this is what I call an entrance!!!







Samantha: touch me...










Gunther: touch me now...

Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine, touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...

Gunther: full moon in the city and the night was young, I was hungry for love, I was hungry for fun, I was hunting you down, and I was the bait, when I saw you there, I didn't need to hesitate

Samantha: this is the night, this is the night, this is the time, we've got to get it right...



At this time the helicopter is just above the sea shell plateform and then a ladder falls down... Gunther eases on the ladder and slides right into the waiting arms of Samantha Fox!!!


Amethyst just looks on in disgust and amazement and a little bit of confusion.... was this a match or a concert?!?!!?




Gunther and Samantha started to sing together while "exploring" their bodies!!!





Gunther: touch me...

Samantha: touch me...

Gunther: touch me now...

Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine, touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...




[points at Amethyst and then makes his way down the plateform to the plank]
Gunther: full moon in the city and the night was young, I was hungry for love, I was hungry for fun, I was hunting you down, and I was the bait, when I saw you there, I didn't need to hesitate

Samantha: this is the night, this is the night, this is the time, we've got to get it right...






[eyes Amethyst and then curls his lips]
Gunther: this is the night

Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine,






[Gunther then walks through the sliding glass door while still singing!!!]
Gunther: this is the night

Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...

Samantha: Awh touch me!!!














As Gunther carefully enters the ring, Amethyst gets to the center and eyes Gunther......
Gunther: hot and cold emotion, confusing my brain, I could not decide between pleasure and pain, like a tramp in the night, I was begging for you to treat my body like you wanted to...





Samantha: this is the night...

Gunther: this is the night...

Samantha: this is the time, we've got to get it right...








::Gunther puckers his lips at Amethyst::
Gunther: this is the night


pissed off
Amethyst : DAMMIT WILL YOU GET IN HERE ALREADY!!!!!







Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine....

Gunther: this is the night

Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...

Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine....





Gunther then walks slowly into the ring... suddenly, Amethyst runs with full steam but then Gunther throws his mic into the air... dodges a clothesline attempt and then steps on Amethyst's toes!!! Amethyst screams in pain and then gives Gunther a cold harsh stare... then too top it all of the mic comes down BACK into Gunther's right hand and he CONTINUED TO SING!!!!
Gunther: this is the night



[Samatha is still singing in the background and now she's eyeballing Charon and Gojinn with a sly smile!!!]
Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...

Gunther: touch me, touch me now...

Samantha: OOoooooooooooohhhh..... Gunther! your soooo sexya! Not like that nasty Eagle brains over there.... Shooo shooo!




Again Amethyst runs after Gunther, but Gunther slides down in a martial arts split and twirls around with the mic still in his hand! Gunther comes from the other side and then pokes Amethyst on the shoulder!! Amethyst turns around and Gunther lays a big KISS right on his forehead!!! Amethyst backs off spiting and nearly vomited!!! Gunther continues his duet with Samantha... at this time Gojinn, Charon and Evangelion are back up..... boxing in Gunther in the center of the first ring.....



Gunther: touch me, touch me now...
Samantha: Awwwhh....
Gunther: touch me, touch me now...
Samantha: touch me, touch me now, yeah...
Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine...




Gunther look all around him as ALL of the combatants are closing in on him!!!! And then they all dashed to get Gunther!! As they all colided.... Gunther slips out from the brawl by his hands and knees and then gets into a corner and continues to sing his song!!!! The wrestlers stop and turn to see that Gunther has slipped away!!! Gunther is just smiling in the corner....





Gunther: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...



Samantha: Yeaahhh..