Posted at 6:10 am on Jun 27, 2007 by:
The Eagle
Whoopin' Dat Ass Fo Justice Yo!!!
The Eagles theme blasts into the PA system, grabbing the attention of Red Spyder, who has yet to face the tiny man one on one. The screech is terrifically loud, and Red seems almost annoyed by it. However, the stage lights draw green, and the Eagle is anxiously anticipated on sta-
BOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
J.R: OHMYGAWD!!!
King: HAHAHA!!!!
The Eagle just smashed Red over the back of the head with a frying pan!!! He was under the ring!!!!! Red drops to his knees, and the Eagle winds up, cracking him again!!!! Red drops face first to the mat, as the Eagle gears up, waiting to strike!!!!